Drew Pickles Looks At Closing Logos And Then Some III: Return of the Dildus

Drew Pickles Looks At Closing Logos And Then Some III: Return of the Dildus is the 42nd Drew Pickles/Speakonia video on IronYoshi's channel, as well as the 3rd entry in the Drew Pickles Looks At Closing Logos And Then Some series.

Plot Synopsis
Drew Pickles is back at it again looking at different types of logos and bumpers with a guest or 2.

Characters

 * Drew Pickles
 * Stu Pickles
 * Didi Pickles (voice only)
 * Ronald McDonald
 * Pube Muppet (cameo at the end)

Trivia

 * After 2 videos, Stu makes his proper debut in this Logo video.
 * This is also the first of IronYoshi's Logo videos to have video game logos/startup screens and bumpers talked about.

Transcript
(The video opens with Drew looking at an old HBO logo.)

Drew: Oh my god oh my god oh my god hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha look at that H B O logo move hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha H B O Obviously means Huge Boner obtained and I clearly have one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha look at those swell patterns hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha bag baggity bag, that was so o o o o fucking swell up the bum bum hole in one.

Why hello to all you swell faggots, logophiles, and butt plugs. It is I, Drew Pickles, the prince of penises, the dildo detective, the manager's worst nightmare, and of course the gayest man in the fucking universe with the 300 mile long cock. Well, it has certainly been a while since I last looked at closing logos, and with the first video officially obtaining 1000 views, making it the first video on this channel to do so, and with the second video having just hit that milestone too, what better way to celebrate than with a coveted third entry. I mean, who doesn't love a good trilogy, right? As mentioned before, IronYoshi will be looking at logos he either remembers from childhood, as well as ones that haven't been shown in prior videos, with an exception or 2. And to add a little variety, we'll also be adding video game logos and start-up screens and old bumpers too. Hopefully this video won't be too long, which IronYoshi believes was the problem with the second video, but I'm not making any promises. Personally I think it was because the stupid Pube Muppet was in the video, and he tends to ruin everything.

Now that the 4th wall has officially been damaged beyond any scope of conventional repair, let us begin with our first logo, which is the RCA SelectaVision logo from 1981.

(The RCA SelectaVision logo plays)

RCA is pretty well known for their various pieces of technology, from television sets to home media players and video cameras, but one thing they created that not a lot of people know about was the SelectaVision Video disc player. Originally the term was used on RCA's brand named VHS players before branching out into their brand of Capacitance Electronic Disc system that was used from 1981 until 1986. Think of these as the grandfather of your average DVD player. This logo is rather swell, as that circle and the way it shines makes me think of the Goatse man's stretched asshole, and campy 80s music and sounds really sells it too. Plus you see the rainbow and that gives me a massive boner.

On the topic of obscure logos that nobody's ever heard of or don't give a shit about, let's check this one out.

(The North American Releasing logo plays)

Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha! Talk about overly dramatic. This is the North American Releasing logo from 1987. This was a branch of the German company Atlas International, both of which are so fucking obscure that there is not a whole lot of information on any of them. The logo could be seen as scary, mainly due to the static picture which looks like something you's see in a geography class placed with the text zooming towards you at the speed of penis clown, and the sinister synthesized music could send chills down anyone's cock.

Since we are talking about scary logos, here's one that many people consider very scary. And fair warning, this one might be pretty loud, so prepare your ears, and your anuses too.

(The Genesis Entertainment logo plays)

From 1989, this is the Genesis Entertainment logo. Genesis Entertainment was a syndication company founded in 1982, and were best known for airing shows like Tales from the Crypt, which IronYoshi remembers watching on the Chiller channel when he was at his father's house as a kid. The company would later be acquired by New World Communications in 1993 and the entire company would fold into 20th Television in 1997. This logo is particularly infamous, as the loud droning synth music, combined with the crude primitive computer animation and creepy sounds has earned its reputation as a scary logo. Combine that with the fact that this aired after a show known for its horror elements might make some people feel uneasy.

(The Rareware logo plays)

And now we come hahaha come to a logo for a video game company, in particular the Rareware logo used for Donkey Kong Country back in 1994. Rareware, also known as Rare were the kings of 3rd party development for Nintendo back in the 90s and early 2000s. They have made or developed some of the most beloved and iconic games including the aforementioned Donkey Kong Country and its 2 sequels, Battletoads, Killer Instinct, Diddy Kong Racing, Golden Eye, Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie, Donkey Kong 64, Perfect Dark, and Conker's Bad Fur Day just to name a few. They would unfortunately be purchased by Microsoft in 2002, in a move often called the biggest mistake in Gaming History. IronYoshi is more familiar with Rare's titles on the Nintendo 64, so he wasn't exposed to this logo until he played Donkey Kong Country many years later, which is one of his personal favorite games.

And now its time to look at a logo that IronYoshi has been pestered up the ass to look at for some time, and I bet if I don't look at it, it will be brought up. So without further a dildo, here is the Strand Home Video Logo from 1992.

(The Strand Home Video logo plays)

Strand Home Video was the American subsidiary of our old friends at the Video Collection, better known as V C I, and is often seen on old VHS tapes of Thomas the Swell Engine. This logo has been known to scare the cum out of many people, mainly due to the loud metal banging noises at the beginning to the cheesy Super Nintendo sounding music and primitive computer animation, but IronYoshi never heard of this logo until it was brought up by John the TV Fan 01. No less than 3 times I may add. Is it because you masturbate to the logo? Does it give you a massive boner every time you see it? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm just kidding! I bet you just wanted IronYoshi to look at a logo from your childhood. Besides, I masturbate to many logos all the time, mainly ones that either look like they would make great dildos, look like a man's gaping asshole, or have the swell patterns and the rainbow.

Anyway, let's get back on topic and look at a logo IronYoshi is very fond of.

(The Hasbro Studios logo plays)

Anybody who is a Transformers fan or one of those filthy degenerates known as bronies may recognize this logo, which was the animation and television studio for the toy company Hasbro. IronYoshi would see this logo and its shortened version all the time when he watched his DVDs of both Transformers Prime and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic back in high school. Hasbro Studios would continue to use this logo up until 2018, when they rebranded themselves as Allspark Animation.

So we have plenty of logos to get through, so let's keep moving along. But wait, when I say that, I am usually interrupted by someone. Well, I suppose we can see who it is this time around, shall we?

(A shadowy figure is shown, with Zelda music accompanied, and it is revealed to be Stu Pickles.)

Stu: Hey there Drew, it's your really swell bisexual and foot loving brother, the one and only Stu Pickles

Drew: O o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o! I was wondering when you would finally fucking show up you swell butt pirate! It's tradition to have you appear in these videos to some capacity!

Stu: Well, you know me and my crippling foot fetish. I was going to be in the last video, but it appears I arrived too late. But I am here and feeling slightly queer, and yes, before you ask, I did bring a couple logos with me, and a bumper or two.

Drew: I knew you would come hahahaha come prepared. Now would you care to show our sexy viewers what you have?

Stu: Alright, if you insist.

(The Mainframe Entertainment logo plays)

Drew: Oh my god oh my god oh my god! The way that logo forms reminds me of when me and my butt buddies from the Barney Bunch performed laser hair removal on Dick the Clown's big hairy cock!

Stu: Ah, I see. As far as context, this is the Mainframe Entertainment logo from 1996, which was a  Canadian Animation studio that specialized in computer animation. They were responsible for creating the world's first ever half-hour long computer animated television show, Reboot, back in 1994, and have gone on to make several other shows and specials like Shadow Raiders, Weird-Ohs, the Scary Godmother duology, Tony Hawk's Boom Boom Sabotage, a vast library of Barbie films, and IronYoshi's personal favorite, Beast Wars: Transformers. Eventually the company would be rebranded as Rainmaker productions late in its life, and they would go on to make that infamous Ratchet and Clank movie, among other things. And here's a swell fact you probably didn't know. The founders of Mainframe actually created the animation for the music video for Money or Nothing by the Dire Straits. That's pretty swell, if you ask me.

Drew: That's nice and all Stu, but could you probably keep the information segment a tad shorter? It makes the video a little too long, and that's probably IronYoshi's main gripe with the second video.

Stu: Is that so? Well that's a shame. I was hoping to add a bit more culture to these videos. But if that's what you what, then I won't question your all foreseen wisdom, lest I want a 300 mile long cock up my asshole. Well anyway, I have a video game startup screen as the next thing I would like to showcase.

(The Philips CD-I startup screen plays)

Drew: Oh god, the Phillips CD-I? One of the worst consoles ever made? I can feel my 300 mile long cock retracting back into my foreskin.

Stu: Well in the grand scheme of things, I thought it would be nice to show. Now you all know the CD-I as one of the most infamous consoles ever made that spawned the worst Mario game and a trilogy of horrible Zelda games, but its infamy has helped it gain traction across the internet, mainly through YouTube Poops from back in the mid to late 2000s. IronYoshi remembers hearing the music from the CD-I startup screen on several YouTube Poops from back in the day, mainly Toys Gone Wild, which is a classic in his eyes.

And now, for a little variety, here's our first bumper.

(A bumper for Boomerang plays)

Ah yes, Boomerang. It's all coming hahahaha coming back to me. This is just one of many classic bumpers that they use to air all the time before they got rid of them in favor of some modern crap that doesn't look anywhere as appealing as these bumpers, which many of them used old Hanna-Barbera toys and the like. Even if they were overplayed to hell, they still have a lot of charm to them.

Drew: Holy shit, did you see Benny fucking Huckleberry Hound's ass? (Plays that part of the bumper) Hahahahahahahahahaha he was totally fucking that blue balled dog in the poop shoot! This bumper is now 100% swell! I could masturbate to this all fucking day!

Stu: I'm surprised that you like this one, considering that it has your most hated rival, Yogi Gayer than the Average Bear in it.

Drew: Oh that's all in the past now Stu. Besides, it's not like he's trying to dethrone my role as the gayest being in the universe these days. Also seeing Huckleberry Hound in there reminds me of classic Speakonia Community member Huckleberry Hound 69, who did a swell Speakonia dub of Robin Hood that IronYoshi remembers watching. Though he did insert Maid Marriam into infamy if I recall. Since we are on the topic, why don't we look at some old Cartoon Network logos and bumpers for a change?

Stu: Well, I don't see why not. I think to would be nice to show our competitors a little love in the soles and toes, since we looked at a bunch of Nickelodeon logos and bumpers in the past. Plus IronYoshi was more of a Cartoon Network kid growing up.

(The logo for Cartoon Network Movies play)

Drew: (During the logo) O o o o o o o o! Look at all those sexy male characters! I would like to have an orgy with all of them in that dark theater!

Stu: It's just a shame that this logo wasn't seen anywhere else because the only movie attached to it, The Powerpuff Girls Movie, bombed harder than our toilet after Pop went to that fancy Mexican restaurant.

Drew: O o o o o o o o! Look at all those sexy male characters! I would like to have an orgy with all of them in that dark theater!

Stu: So how about a bumper next? This one is certainly a classic.

Drew: I don't see why not. Lay it on me my swell brother.

(A bumper from Cartoon Network City plays)

Oh my fucking god! The Cartoon Network City bumpers were so god damn swell up the asshole! This was probably one of their most iconic eras of all time, and the one IronYoshi remembers the most fondly. I'd love to go there again, but I was banned from ever returning.

Stu: Wait, really? What did you to earn that?

Drew: Well it's a pretty long ass story. But to cut to the basics, the Barney Bunch and I had a massive orgy with all the male Cartoon Network characters. So why don't we look at a video game start-up screen O foot loving brother of mine?

(The Action Max startup screen plays)

Stu: What the fuck? The Action Max? I don't think I've heard of this one.

Drew: Oh, you know IronYoshi, loving obscure shit that nobody has heard of or even cares about. But to answer your question, the Action Max was a video game console that was released in 1987, and was a bit different from other consoles. Rather than using traditional cartridges, it used VHS tapes instead. All the games were basic light gun shooters, and only 5 games were made for it, with a 6th one going unreleased. Given that it had a limited release and poor sales, don't expect a remaster of 38 Ambush Alley or The Rescue of Pops Ghostly anytime soon.

Stu: You know, I think if they brought you on board, there could have been some gay porn games. I'm starting to picture it now. Sales would have been much much higher if that were the case.

Drew: Holy shit, you're right! If this system wasn't so obscure, I could have totally done that! Imagine playing games based on my classic pornos!

Stu: And now, since you mentioned something that sounds similar to Pop, I would like to show a rather scary logo that our father saw when he was roughly our age, possibly younger even.

(The Revue Productions logo plays)

Drew: Jesus fucking Christ on a bouncy dildo! That one was really fucking scary.

Stu: Indeed. The Revue Productions logo from 1952 is pretty damn creepy. Just the way that camera charges towards you and the sinister and suspenseful music is enough to send chills down your scrotum. I remember Pop telling us about when he first saw this logo on television, and it scared him shitless.

Drew: And since we are on the topic of scary logos, remember when I looked at the absolute horror that was the 2000s Media Blasters logo in the last video? (Plays part of said logo)

Stu: E e e e e e e e e e e e e e! Do I remember! The first time I saw that in your logo, it caused my ass hairs to retract back into my anus. Please don't tell me you're gonna show it again.

Drew: Of course not. Why the Hell would I show the exact same logo twice. Oh wait, I just did, even though it shortened. Well anyway, I wanted to show you their first ever logo from 1997, and it is quite the logo.

(The 1997 Media Blasters logo plays)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Talk about a sharp contrast! This one has some ridiculously cheap and primitive computer animation! Like, holy shit.

Stu: Oh wow. That was less scary than the later logo. It reminds me of the minecart levels from Donkey Kong Country and Donkey Kong 64, only with more crude computer animation. Hold on Drew, I have a call to take. Hello?

Didi: Stu, it's your wife Didi. I stepped in some of Spike's dog shit while I was out in the backyard and I need you to clean it off. Preferably with your tongue.

Stu: O o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o! Sorry Drew, but I am afraid I have to cut this reunion a bit short. Dudy calls, literally. Hahahaha! See you later bro.

Drew: So soon? Well it was nice seeing you again! But just because my foot sucking brother left doesn't mean the swellness stops. We still have a bunch of logos left to look at.

(The original PBS logo plays)

I foreshadowed that we would be looking at some PBS logos in the last video, and here we are observing their first logo upon being rebranded from N E T in 1971. Many longtime viewers of the Barney Bunch and Speakonia Community may remember me going to this particular logo in a classic video from the one and only Happy the Homo 45. A lot of people find this one to be scary due to the synthetic computer noises and cheesy animation. Though it was the first time we would see that swell P head, or as I like to call it the P P P Penis head. So now let's look at PBS logo from 1984, which is one that gives me a massive boner.

(The 1984 PBS logo plays)

O o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag baggity bag that was sooooooooooo swell up the tip of my cock! (Plays the logo again) The way that the P splits into a separate piece gives me a huge hard on! It looks exactly like how I get an erection if you play it in slow motion. Also the music sounds like something you would hear when you atart up an old ass computer. And now to wrap up our PBS logo lookback, here's the logo they used in 1989.

(The 1989 PBS logo plays)

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, just hearing that nice gentleman tell me what channel I am watching and the nice music and decent computer animation is very swell. I would love to use those glass effects as dildos. And I bet my brother Stu would be shitting his pants if he saw this one!

Stu: Oh, are you referring to this PBS logo? I'll have you know that I really like this one O gay brother of mine. The man who says that this is PBS is really swell, and I bet he does some swell foot related A S M R. Seems like you lucked out in trying to find a logo to scare me, but I'll give you an A for effort. Well I have to get back to licking the dog shit from Didi's feet, so I'll see you around Drew.

Drew: God father fucking dammit! Way to kill the vibe I had going. Oh swell, let's check out the next logo.

Ronald: Ran Ran Ruu and How do you do fellow faggots? it's me, Ronald the God Damn Penis Clown McDonald, the world's horniest and most insane clown in the universe, and it is required by law that I appear in one of these videos. So while I was busy ramming my bestest butt buddy Grimace the Talking Testicle, we stumbled across a VHS tape of Masters of the Universe and decided to jack off to it until we stumbled across this sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooper dooper scary logo, and I am in turn showing it to you so you can show it to your swell and sexy viewers! I'd love to stay and look at more logos, but I am about to prod Grimace's cavernous asshole with my big salty french fry. Until then, see you later you swell sexy faggot, and prepare your anus!

Drew: What the everlasting fuck? I swear that Penis Clown loses an ounce of sanity with every passing day. I suppose I can show the logo he left.

(The Golden Book Video logo plays, with Drew screaming towards the end)

Holy sweaty testicles! That was pretty creepy. Anyway, here's a note that Ronald left, and it looks like he used it as a cum rag. How swell! So Golden Book Video was a video distributor founded in 1985, and focused greatly on properties from Little Golden Books, though they also started branching out a bit under their GoldenVision brand before that was dropped in 1990. They would be folded in by our friends at Sony wonder in 1996. As for their second logo, it is no doubt eerie with the space setting and creepy music that could send chills down anyone's boner.

And now for something to really hit your nostalgia.

(The Coming Soon bumper plays)

Hahahahahahahaha! I bet you all feel really really old now! This particular bumper was fairly common to see if you owned a Disney VHS back in the day. IronYoshi use to see this all the time, since he had almost every Disney movie on VHS as a kid. I wonder what the guy who voiced this is doing now.

And now we take a look at our final logo, because this video is already way too fucking long as is. You may be familiar with the infamous THX logo and it's deep ass note. Well they've had many variants over the years, and here is one of IronYoshi's personal favorites, called Amazing Life.

(The THX Amazing Life video plays.)

Talk about eye candy! Is there a wonder why many people like this version of the logo? Probably because it is not as scary and does something unique with the deep note. Apparently this logo was seen on the DVDs of Star Wars: The Clone Wars and Avatar. It's nice to see that THX has a lot of variants to their logo, despite its infamy.

And there we go. We made it through another round of logos in another long ass fucking video. I won't be raping any of them in the ass now, nor will I be masturbating to them or using them as dildos. I am tired, and so is my penis. The only way to replenish myself is to fuck Barney in bed. And I know what you all might be asking, will there be a Drew Pickles Looks At Closing Logos And Then Some 4? Well not at the very moment. IronYoshi doesn't want to do these to the point where they get stale. Perhaps when we reach the anniversary of the first logo video, he might do one. These videos take a lot of time to make and look into. Though if you want more videos like this, I highly recommend JacktheCryoginal's take on these videos, which IronYoshi really enjoyed, and there's also the ones that started it all by Tomservo3, who uploaded all those videos into one feature length video, as well as the ones made by Skewt69 and Andrew Ambrose. Now I feel like we should wrap this up. Until next time, I am your pube farmer Drew Pickles, saying Barney Bunch Body Pillows are all the rave in Drewland. See you later my sexually stimulating studs!

(The credits roll. Once they are finished, the Pube Muppet appears.)

Pube Muppet: What the fuck? What kind of piece of shit video is this? Did Drew say that the last video sucked because I was in it? That father fucking cock sucking ass for brains fails to see that all the views that video raked in were all thanks to me! He wouldn't know what quality is! Just for that, he can fuck off and let me be!

(Video ends.)