SM64 Super Bloopers Season 2 Premiere: Mario Lost His Hat!

SM64 Super Bloopers Season 2 Premiere: Mario Lost His Hat! is the 10th episode of SM64 Super Bloopers.

Plot Synopsis
Mario wakes up from a nap to discover that his hat is missing from his head! So he goes far and wide to get his trademark hat back.

Characters

 * Mario
 * Big Penguin
 * Castle Rabbit
 * Goombas
 * Klepto

Trivia
As the title suggests, this episode marks the beginning of the series' 2nd season.

Transcript
(The video opens with Mario sleeping in the 1st floor of the castle. Obviously, his hat is not on his head.)

IronYosi: Welcome to the Season 2 premiere of Super Mario 64 Super Bloopers. Hey Mario, wake up!

Mario: (gets up and sighs) What do you want? I'm very sleepy here.

Cameraman: Hey Mario! I didn't know loo- hey Mario, nice hairdo!

Mario: Huh? See me- hey! What'dya mean? You peekin' at me, aren't you? (Enters the aquarium room) YOU STALKER! Ah, might as well look in the mirror. (He gets close to the aquarium, looks at it, and then a record-scratch sound is made) MY HAT! It's gone! I can't go anywhere without my hat!

Cameraman: Now your sounding like Woody! You sound like Woody.

Mario: Still! I'm not Super without my hat! I'll just be plain ol' Mario! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUU My hat's gone! (Mario exits the room)

Cameraman: Well, where'd you have it last?

Mario: I dunno. I was sleeping, then all of a sudden I woke up and, it was gone! (Jumps off the railing) Crap.

Cameraman: You should probably check in the Snowman Land. That's a place where you can lose your hat.

Mario: (goes into the stairway) Okay. I got to find my hat, and I can be Super Mario again- (hits the wall) OW! Stupid wall! (Mario arrives on the 2nd floor of the castle)Ihaba, really really bad! Hah, hah.

(Mario enters the mirror room and yawns, then jumps into the wall. The Star Menu is shown, and Mario is soon at Snowman's Land.)

Mario: (lands) Hm. Okay, now my hat couldn't have gone far. It- it's usually blown off up here som- hey Snowman, have you seen my hat? (The Snowman throws a snowball at him)

Snowman: No, I'm throwing snowballs at you 'cause I'm a thug!

Mario: AAAHHHHH Gay Thug! Heeeelp! And I took alotta damage. (Mario jumps, and dives into the frozen pond, where he gets stuck) AAAH- (muffled) MY FACE! MY FACE! (Pops out) Ahh, aww-awwww, oh Mama-Mia that was cold lavo lia Mama-Mia, Mama-Mia. Well, gotta check. (Starts jumping on the ice triangles)

Mysterious Voice: MON! WALK!

(Mario soon makes it to the edge, but then slips and falls down.)

Mario: That's no-man- it was that Snowman's fault. (He starts sliding on one of the ice triangles) Ah-AAH-Yowowowowowowowo-WAAH! (Falls into the water) Whoah-ah-ah-ah, cold water, cold water. I don't like cold water. It makes me freeze! Getting the brain-freeze! (Mario attempts to jump onto the mountain ledge, and eventually succeeds) Gotta stop that Snowman friend's poop! (He gets onto another ledge. As he continues to climb, a familiar voice appears.)

Big Penguin: HEY-EY, MARIO! Buddy! How's it goin'?

Mario: (murmurs) Ah crap, not that penguin... (Comes close to the Snowman) Okay Snowman, fess up! Where's my hat? (The Penguin moves close to Mario) Ahhh! The Snow- the penguin's raping me! Take that, Penguin! (Tries to punch, but slides a bit) Whoa, whoa. Snowman, confess! Where's my hat?

Snowman: Um... wha- what are you talking about?

Mario: AAAAAHHHH! The Penguin's raping me! Help, help, haaah, (gets blown away) Ahhh- WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! (Lands, then slides down) Whoa! Well, Snowman didn't have it. Might as well check in another place. (Mario exits the level and returns to the castle) Where's another place where I can lose my hat? Um, think-a-ka, thinka thinka thinka thinka thinka thinka thinka thinka thinka thinka thinka think... I think I'll check in the basement. (Mario soon heads to the basement) It's got to be here somewhere. I knew I had it! Hey Rabbit, confess, where's my hat?!

Rabbit: I dunno! I dunno!

Mario: (enters the pool room) Whoa, he sounded... might as well check down here! (Goes in) WHEEEEEEEE!

(The Star Menu comes up, and Mario arrives in Hazy Maze Cave.)

Mario: Oof. Aah! Se- weird, 3-D spider! (Mario tries to make a jump, but flames soon catch him and he falls into a pit) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Mario is thrown out the level) Ah! (Lands) OOF!

Mysterious Voice: FAIL!

Mario: That wasn't a fail. (He goes back in again)

(Mario soon returns to Hazy Maze Cave.)

Mario: (lands) Must, serse- hey look at that. There's a block. (Jumps and gets the Metal Cap) Yes I got my hat back! Now I'm metal again! The Power of the Hat has- has helped me again- (jumps into a door) Ow! (Goes in the door) Dat is probably my real hat. (Mario then falls off the ledge) Hey. Woo-hoo! (The Metal power soon wears off) Huh? Why you can se my h-hair? That's not-a right! Eeeeh, I'm going to be hatless forever!

Cameraman: Wait a second, Mario. (Mario gets hit by a spider) Do you think you left your hat at the Pyramid?

Mario: Uh, which pyramids? The ones in Giz- the ones in Egypt or the ones in _Super Mario 64_?

Cameraman: I think, it's in the Sand Land. (Mario falls down a pit)

Mario Aah! Help! It's of death! (A fart noise is made, and Mario jumps on another Metal Block to get the Metal Cap) Yes! (He runs over a mole, then does a somersault to a ledge with a door)well, first I got to check-a here, then I will check the, uh, other place. EEHH!! It's Batman's bat, and he's a pedophile! (Attempts to get on the elevator)

Cameraman: Okay, Mario, what's up with you talking about pedophiles?

Mario: I dunno. I guess It's in my blood. (The elevator soon reaches the top, and Mario exits the room) Something's suppose to be here... (He climbs onto one of the bars) Okay, uh, to be I'm-a climbing I'm-a climbing I'm-a climbing I'm-a climbing I'm-a climbing I'm-a climbing- (He moves to the side and falls) Whee- (gets hit by a boulder) OW! Aah, I'm taking a tons of damage! (Gets hit again, and dies) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Uuuuuuuuhhhh... (Mario is thrown out) Well, it's surely not there. I'm not going back to check it for there again. In other words; it's not there. (Mario exits the room) Let's-a check it over here. (He soon gets to the wall that leads to Shifting Sand Land) I think it's in the desert!

Cameraman: I told you that, Mario!

Mario: (jumps in) Oh well, let's check.

(The Star Menu is shown, and Mario is now at Shifting Sand Land.)

IronYoshi: (as he selects "Stand Tall on the Four Pillars") Now that's a hard one to beat.

Mario: (begins moving) Okay... let's see who has my hat. (Runs into a Pokey) HYAAAAAHHH!

Goombas: Mario! Mario!

Mario: Ahhh, Goombas! (He dives into another Pokey, then goes to the area with the boxes that have faces) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAHHH AAAAAHHH AAAAHHHH AAAHHH, rapist! (Gets crushed) Heh heh heh heh, I just remember dat in my 3rd episode. (Does a long-jump) I feel better. (Mario continues to traverse the area until he reaches the oasis) Long-jump! (He soon gets in the water to replenish his health, then gets out) Okay, time to get a good-eye view fr-up there. Time to put on my, string shoes- (gets burned) WAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! (he soon falls from the pillar and hits a Pokey) Ow! Oh crap, I'm almost dead! (Grabs some coins) Not going to die this-a time! Woop. (After that, he gets back on the pillar) Let's see... (Looks around and sees Klepto with his hat) Dat bird! It's got my-a hat! Hey bird, give it back my hat!

Klepto: No! It's mine!

Mario: Well if dat's what you want, den- well if it's an air duel you want, then it's an air duel you'll get!

Cameraman: What'd you mean by that, Mario?

Mario: I'm going to take it from him. But first... (Gets sucked into a dust devil) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (He lands on the Pyramid) Whoa. (he then jumps onto a Red Block, revealing a Winged Cap. Mario puts it on) Yeah, I got my hat back! You better give me back my hat! (Heads towards the direction of the pillar) Oh no whoa whoa whoa! (hits Klepto) I don't fly! Ah-hah. (Does a ground-pound, but gets stuck in the sand) Just gotta wait for this to wear down. Before the bird gets it. (After freeing himself, Mario goes up the pillar and finally gets his beloved hat back) YES I got my hat back! Yay! Hah-ha! Nobody can stand the might of Mario! Oh yeah! Oh yeah, in your face, bird! (Mario takes off flying) I'm-a gonna take on a victory. Wheeeeeheeeeee- OH NO! (Continues flying) Oh yeah, who's the master? Who's the master? Who's the Master? It's a me, Mario. He's the master, is the master, Mario's the mas- (gets caught in another dust devil) WAAAAAAHHHHHHH! (he soon lands and takes off again) Woo-hoo, I feel like a true man! (The Wing Cap soon wars off) Oh-WHOA! (Falls into the sand) Ah crap. Hey, my hat's back! I love you, hat! (Frees himself, but gets hit by a Fly Guy) OW! Rapist! Get away from me! Quagmire! (Dives into a Pokey) I got my hat back.

Goomba: Mario! You got your hat back! Gimme autograph.

Mario: Now way, Goomba! Well, dat's-a great a way to start the Second Season of a Super Mario 64 Super Bloopers. So Subscribe- so Subscribe, Rate, and Comment. Bye-bye! Let's jump off the edge! (He does, and gets sucked into quicksand) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (video ends)