The Barney Bunch's Faggishly Festive Christmas Special

The Barney Bunch's Faggishly Festive Christmas Special is a Chrstmas special and the 47th Drew Pickles/Barney Bunch video on the channel.

Plot Synopsis
Fatty Bear, enraged that his plans to defeat the Barney Bunch on Halloween failed miserably, comes up with a new scheme, this time ensuring that Drew Pickles and the Barney Bunch end up on the Naughty List this Christmas! So Drew, Barney, Ronald McDonald, and Dick the Clown head to the North Pole to clear their names and prove their innocence, while also taking some anal innocence too.

Characters

 * Drew Pickles
 * Barney
 * Ronald McDonald
 * Dick the Clown
 * Chaz Finster
 * Quaker Queer
 * Ned Flanders
 * Elmo
 * Arthur
 * Mr. Peanut
 * Fatty Bear
 * Grinch
 * Santa Claus
 * Hermey the Elf
 * Drew Pickles Jr.
 * Yogi Bear
 * Huckleberry Hound

Trivia

 * This is the first major Christmas special on the channel in over 5 years
 * Drew and Barney retain the same outfits that they had in Drew Pickles Jr. Goes To See Santa Claus At the Mall, but this is the first time Ronald and Dick get unique winter clothes.

Transcript
(The video starts with an opening title card, then cuts to an image of Drew Pickles zooming up and singing.)

Drew: Christmas is coming hahahaha coming, Barney is getting fat. please shove a dildo up Chaz Finster’s ass. If you haven’t got a dildo, a butt plug will do. If you haven’t got a butt plug, then I’ll fuck you! Christmas is coming hahahaha coming, the cocks are on the tree. Hang up your swell bags for Santa Claus to see. If you haven’t got a swell bag, a cum sock will do. If you haven’t got a cum sock, then I’ll fuck you! Christmas is coming hahahaha coming, the season of gay cheer. Let’s all have an orgy for the brand new year. If you haven’t got an orgy, a blowjob will do. If you haven’t got a blowjob, then I’ll. Fuck. You. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Why hello to all you swell and festive faggots. My name is Drew Pickles, and Christmas, as you can see and hear from my swell song, is slowly approaching. And me and my bestest butt buddies from the Barney Bunch are getting ready for the homosexual festivities From having a massive Christmas orgy to hanging our cum socks over the fireplace and awaiting that jolly old fat bastard to make his way down the chimney to give us all our presents. But this time, Santa is in for a surprise, for when he comes hahahaha comes down my chimney, my butt buddies and I are gonna rape the jolly elf in his candy cane asshole. It’s gonna be so o o o o o o o o o o o swell! (Scene change to Drew with Barney, Ronald, and Dick in the living room of the sex mansion) Alright, it’s time to decorate the Barney Bunch’s sex mansion to make it look festively swell. Are you ready my swell butt pirates?

Barney: Oh yes you swell sexy hipster dad. I am so ready to make this mansion the most decorated one on the block.

Ronald: I managed to pick out the best decorations that could be used as dildos! And the inflatables are also the swellest blow-up dolls I could find.

Dick: And these Christmas lights will look great on the place! And on our cocks too. How festive!

(Scene changeto Fatty Bear outside Drewland.)

Fatty Bear: God father fucking cock blocking cum quenching dammit! I can’t believe that my plans to get rid of Drew and the Barney Bunch on Halloween were foiled so miserably! I knew I shouldn’t have teamed up with the Pube Muppet for that. But it’s a new season with new opportunities, and I plan to take full advantage over them. And with it almost being Christmas, what better way to do that than come hahahaha come up with an elaborate scheme to get Drew and the Barney Bunch on Santa’s naughty list! So now, with the aid of penis magic, I will go from this suspicious alley that I apparently like to hang out in and go to the north pole like Soi. (Fatty Bear ends up in the North Pole) Wow, it actually worked! And to think all I did was watch shitty tutorial videos. Now then, off to find that jolly old fat prick.

(He heads to Santa’s village, where he sees the Grinch.)

Fatty Bear: Hey you green faggot! Get out of my way!

Grinch: Who the hell are you calling a green faggot? And more importantly, who the hell are you anyway?

Fatty Bear: I am Fatty Bear, the former leader of the Humongous Bunch. And I am here to go to Santa’s village and ensure my rival Drew Pickles and the Barney Bunch end up on the naughty list. Now get out of my way!

Grinch: Not yet. You must first give me some form of sexual pleasure to make my cock expand to 3 sizes. I would preferably like you to ram my hairy ass with your cock.

Fatty Bear: That’s it? What the hell are you, some distant relative of the Pube Muppet? Fine, I suppose I can give you some pleasure with my million mile long cock. You will have pleasure like never before! Unzip.

Grinch: Holy shit, there’s no way I can get pleasure from a microscopic cock like that. That thing is not worthy of penetrating my hairy ass. Now go fuck off before I beat you to death with this reindeer antler that I use as a dildo.

Fatty Bear: God dammit! Go fuck yourself! Guess I’ll have to find another way to get to Santa.

(Suddenly Santa appears.)

Santa: Ho ho ho! Hello my name is Santa Claus, the holliest and jolliest man in the world. Who are you talking to Mr. Grinch? Is it one of those weird ass polar bears who keeps trying to rape the elves?

Grinch: No, it’s some faggot who wants to see you.

Santa: Oh dear, don’t tell me you’re one of those kids who wants their presents early. Wait, I recognize you. You’re Fatty Bear!

Fatty Bear: Then you know exactly why I am here then.

Santa: Well, not really.

Fatty Bear: I am here to ensure that Drew Pickles and the Barney Bunch end up on the naughty list so that I can finally enact my revenge.

Santa: I’m afraid I can’t do that.

Fatty Bear: What? Are you fucking kidding me? Why the fuck not?!

Santa: Because I had to make sure that Drew and the Barney Bunch stay on the nice list, despite all that they do. And if I don’t keep them on there, then Drew will viciously fuck me in the ass. Besides, you are on the naughty list for all the shit you do.

Fatty Bear: Are you sure about that? Maybe you are the one who is being deceived here. Perhaps you need to check your list twice, because Drew does far worse thing s than I can ever do.

Santa: You’re not suggesting I add Drew to the naughty list? Because he’ll be prodding my ass with his 300 mile long candy cane and force me to eat his own take on cookies and milk.

Fatty Bear: Don’t worry Santa, I have it all under control here. Hahahahahahahaha!

(Scene change back to the Barney Bunch Mansion, which is decorated for the holidays.)

Drew: I can’t believe how incredibly gay this looks! Festively gay I may add.

(Suddenly Chaz Finster appears.)

Chaz: Drew! Drew! I have some horrible news!

Drew: Oh, hello Chaz! How is your asshole today?

Chaz: It’s doing fine, but that’s not what I’m here to talk about. I was at home perfecting my hacking skills so that I could download a multitude of gay pornos from different sites, when I managed to find Santa’s list. And, well, you’re not gonna like this Drew.

Drew: What do you mean Chaz? We’re all on the nice list.

Chaz: Then I suppose you might want to take a look at this.

(Drew looks at Chaz’s phone and sees that he and the rest of the Barney Bunch are on the naughty list.)

Drew: What...... The...... Fuck. (The image of Drew is slowly zoomed in with suspenseful music playing before another image of him screaming is shown) Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits cock and balls cock and balls cock and balls cock and balls cock and balls cock and balls cock and balls cock and balls cock and balls what the fucking shitty dildos what the fucking shitty dildos what the fucking shitty dildos what the fucking shitty dildos what the fucking shitty dildos what the fucking shitty dildos what the fucking shitty dildos!

Ronald: (In the middle of Drew's fit) Holy shit, I’ve never seen Drew this pissed off before.

Barney: Oh that’s nothing. You should have seen him when I ate the last of the anal lube a few days ago.

Drew: I can’t believe that fat bastard put all of us on the naughty list! And after I threatened to rape his ass! Well now he’s gonna get it! Come hahahaha come on guys, we have to look into this! (Barney, Ronald, and Dick all head out) Oh, but first!

(Drew then shoves Chaz’s phone up Chaz's ass, causing him to utter his iconic scream.)

Drew: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! It gets funnier everytime! (Leaves)

Chaz: I should have seen that coming hahahaha coming from 300 miles away.

(The gang then have a small meeting.)

Ronald: So, any hints as to how we ended up on the naughty list despite Drew making sure we don’t get on there?

Drew:  I’m not sure. But I swear I will get to the bottom of this, even if I have to travel to the North Pole itself to question that jolly fat prick! He better have a good reason for putting us all on the naughty list this year, or else his ass is getting a good ramming. And even if he does, I’ll still give his ass a good ramming!

Quaker Queer: What if there was no reason at all Drew? Could there be a chance that this was deliberately done on purpose?

Drew: What are you getting at Quaker Queer?

Quaker Queer: I’m getting that this may have been a deliberate act of sabotage. Someone clearly influenced Santa to put us all on the naughty list this year.

Dick: Well then, who would have done such a thing?

Drew: I bet my dildos it was the Pube Muppet, seeing as he hates all of us and probably wants Santa to give him some sexual satisfaction for Christmas.

Quaker Queer: I have high doubts that the Pube Muppet would have the capability or the intelligence to pull off such a thing. I believe this was the work of a certain morbidly obese ursine who has been plotting revenge against us after we defeated him and his Humongous bunch of faggots.

Drew: Wait, don’t tell me it was Yogi Gayer than the Average Bear. I thought we managed to settle our differences.

Quaker Queer: Close but not cock cigar, Drew. I was referring to none other than Fatty Bear. I mean, it makes a little bit of sense one you think about it.

Drew: Holy shit, you’re right! Not only that, but he has been trying to get back at us a lot lately, from altering Swellmix to exile me and Barney and conquer Drewland and attempting to crash our Halloween party. That fatty fuck is gonna get it now! Come hahahahaha come on guys, let’s go and right the wrong here!

(Drew, Barney, Ronald, and Dick are outside in the backyard, dressed up for the cold, with the other Barney Bunch members with them.)

Drew: Okay my fellow faggots, are you ready to go to the North Pole?

Barney: We sure are, Drew. But how will be get there? The p p p penis plane couldn’t possibly make it there and back.

Drew: Shut up Barney! I know exactly what I am doing!

Quaker Queer: Good luck, Drew. The rest of the Barney Bunch and I will remain here in case anything happens. Or more accurately IronYoshi was too lazy to add us all traveling together.

Drew: God dammit Quaker Queer, you just broke the 4th wall! But you are a good man. We’ll let you know when we are back on the nice list.

Quaker Queer: How very swell of you. Well carry on then, and tally ho!

(The Quaker Queer and the other BB members leave.)

Drew: Now then, where were we?

Dick: Uh, Drew, Barney does raise a good point. How will we get to the North Pole?

Drew: I’ll come hahahaha come up with the answers here bitch! You all know how we have Penis Wizard licenses, and we can use penis magic to transport ourselves to the North Pole.

Ronald: Wow. That’s actually pretty convenient. So what are we waiting for? Let’s go already.

Drew: Alright my fellow faggots, gather round and let our penis tips touch, and we will say the magic words that we said when the Quaker Queer and I went inside Barney’s cavernous gut to retrieve my father’s penis ring.

Barney: Oh I remember that! That was pretty swell. Well, except where your father nearly chopped your balls off.

Drew: You just had to remind me of that incident, didn’t you? Well anyway, let’s say the magic words in 3, 2, 1.

Drew, Barney, Ronald, and Dick Together: For the sake of the plot, abra-ka-penis!

Soi

(They all arrive at the North Pole.)

Drew: Holy shit, it actually worked! We’re at the North Pole!

Ronald: Oh my god, look at all the penguins! They’re so adorable! I just want to rape them and then turn them into Chicken McShit Nuggets!

Dick: Wow, look at this swell iceberg! I would love to shove that up my ass like a massive butt plug, though it might melt given my humid anal cavity. It will be well worth it though.

Barney: Hey guys, I think I found Santa’s village over there. What do you say we head over there and try to make it very swell while we grill Santa’s ass at the same time?

Drew: Barney you fucking dumbass! We’re not-, oh wait, you found Santa’s village! Good work you sexy fatass! Make haste faggots, we got to get to Santa now!

(They head to the village where they encounter the Grinch.)

Grinch: Hold it right there you faggots!

Drew: Who are you calling faggots you Pube Muppet reject? Wait a second, you look vaguely familiar.

Grinch: Oh my god. Is that you Drew Pickles? It’s been far too long!

Drew: Holy shit! It’s the Grinch! I haven’t seen you in years! Well, there was that one time I told a swell version of your story, but we haven’t seen each other in a long time! What brings you here?

Grinch: I recently got a job as a guard to prevent the polar bears and walruses from raping them. And I can’t let anyone through unless they pleasure my hairy green ass to expand 3 sizes.

Drew: That’s it? Well, you came hahahahaha came to see the right faggots. We’ll make your cock expand to 300 miles! Prepare for the swellest orgy ever!

(They have an orgy with the Grinch.)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you're a swell one Mr. Grinch hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Do I feel the need to repeat the swell version of your song hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha well maybe the funniest parts hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha your cock is like a cactus and you want to fuck an eel hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha your scrotum is full of spiders, you have garlic in your cum hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Barney is rubbing your ballsack hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and Ronald and Dick are examining your hairy cock hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha now suck on our cocks blurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblrublrurblurblurblurblurblurblurblur  and what happened then, well in Swellville they say, the Grinch's small penis grew 300 miles that day soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisosoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag, that was swell.

Grinch: Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That was so fucking swell. Never has I felt so much pleasure before! You and your faggot friends are welcome in Santa’s village! He should be in his castle. Farewell Drew!

Drew: You are more than welcome Mr. Grinch, you sexy green testicle monger.

(They all head into Santa’s castle.)

Drew: Well I guess since it’s fairly warm in here, like when we fist Barney’s ass. Let’s go ahead and take our outfits.

Barney: Damn, I was hoping we could have a naked orgy.

Drew: We’ll do that later.

Elf: Hold it right there! You can’t go any further. Who are you and what are you doing here?

Drew: Hello my name is Drew Pickles, and these are my bestest butt buddies from the Barney Bunch. This is my fatass husband Barney the Triple Testicle Dildosaur, and this is our good butt buddy Ronald the God Damn Penis Clown McDonald and his equally as swell brother Dick the Clown. We are here to see Santa Claus. Do you know if he is available?

Elf: Um, well you see, Santa has been really really busy preparing for the big night, so he is unable to see you all.

Dick: I don’t think that’s the case. Something is going in here, and we intend to find out what it is. We believe one of our rivals has deliberately sabotaged the naughty and nice list to put us all on the naughty portion. So we want to know where the fat man is so we can grill his ass, then fuck it too. So do you want to do this the easy way or the very swell way?

Elf: Wait, what are you doing? I didn’t even want to have this job in the first place! I wanted to be a dentist!

Dick: Well we can defiantly fix that. Besides, you could examine my cock for some teeth after I used Drew’s father’s dentures as a cock ring. Now prepare your tiny bum bum for a swell examination.

Elf: Hey! What are you doing- aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(Dick starts to fuck the elf while Drew, Barney, and Ronald watch. They get completely surprised and shocked a few seconds later.)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha check out my dental tools hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha flossing with my pubes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahamy dick cheese is like toothpaste hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh look, here's the teeth from Drew's father's dentures, they were up your ass hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha using you as a dildo o o o o o o o o o o o o o o  o o o o o o o o o o o o o aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw o o o o o o o o  o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o now back to fucking you with my massive North Pole hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha now brush your teeth with my cock blurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblur and now rinse your mouth with my cum like soisoisoisoisoisoisoisosiosioisosoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag, that was swell.

Drew: Jesus Christ, Ronald! Who knew your brother was so fucked up?

Ronald: Hey, I don’t look into his sex life! And I live with him.

Drew: So what should we do now?

Barney: Do you all want to masturbate to Dick raping the elf?

Drew: Oh my fucking god Barney! That’s a swell idea. Besides, we haven’t jacked off in while. This looks like a swell opportunity.

(They all start masturbating for a little bit. They wrap up after Dick creams in the elf's ass, and this is when the head elf busts in.)

Head Elf: WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!

Drew: Because he was getting his tiny bum bum penetrated by Dick the Clown’s massive cock and now we are going to do the same to you, so pull those trousers of yours down and get ready for a swell elf orgy! Here we go!

(Drew, Barney, Ronald, and Dick have a massive orgy with the elves.)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha holly jolly foreskin hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha our cocks are the best presents hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Barney's massive 3 chestnuts roasting on your open asshole hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ronald McDonald nipping at the tip of your cock hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and let's not forget Dick the Clown jingling his ballsack hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and I am ramming my present into your chimney hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the elves will be making sex toys after this hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha it would be even sweller if we got the rest of the Barney Bunch here to partake in this swell orgy hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha but we're gonna rape Santa when he comes hahahaha comes down to Drewland hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Mario Kart Tour was a mistake hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha suck on our candy canes blurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblur let it snow let it snow let it snow soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag, that was swell.

(Suddenly Santa walks in.)

Santa: Ho ho ho! What the fuck is going on here? Why are there poop and cum stains all over the place? And why are my elves all of a sudden really really gay?

Drew: Oh my fucking god! It’s Santa Claus! I have so many things I wanted to tell you! Like what me and the Barney Bunch want for Christmas this year! For starters, I want a brand new dildo, Barney wants more DVDs of his show so he can jack off to them like the narcissist that he is, Ronald wants a new machine to better make poopy cummy cheeseburgers, Dick the Clown wants the Ass Rammer 69000, the Quaker Queer wants a new body, and Drew Pickles Jr. wants-

Ronald: Uh, Drew? You’re getting a little off topic here.

Santa: Ronald is correct, and I am afraid that you and the Barney Bunch won’t be getting any of those things this year.

Drew: Oh yeah, I forgot, we came hahahaha came all the way here to ask why in the everlasting fuck did you put all of us on the naughty list! Did Fatty Bear put you up to this?

(Just then, Fatty Bear appears.)

Fatty Bear: Hahahahahahahahahaha! As a matter of fact, I did. I persuaded Jolly Old Saint Nick here to place all of you faggots on the naughty list. However, there is a way to get you all off of there, and it is quite simple. All you have to do is disband the Barney Bunch, and proclaim that I, Fatty Bear, and the gayest being in the entire universe! And then I will violently rape Drew Pickles!

Santa: My apologies Barney Bunch. It wasn’t anything personal. Although you did threaten to rape me if I put you on the naughty list Drew.

Drew: What the fuck? There’s no way in hell that I am doing any of that shit Fatty Bear! If you think you’re gonna succeed at this, then you are out of your fucking mind!

Fatty Bear: It’s already too late! You have no other choice! Now surrender to me or you get nothing for Christmas this year. Not even a lump of coal to use as dildos and no massive shit logs either.

Drew: That’s it. You’ve forced me to do the one thing that I only do to my most hated rivals.

Fatty Bear: What are you going to do, rape me? The video is already long enough as is, and you did that on Halloween. Besides, you are no match for my million mile long cock!

Drew: I don’t give a shit about your micro penis! And you just broke the 4th wall too! Now get ready to face the wrath of my… DILDUS PAWNCH.

(Drew’s crotch begins to light up.)

Fatty Bear: Oh shit! Please Drew! Maybe we can work this out!

Drew: Too late, faggot. Time to send you into the stratosphere!

(Drew smacks Fatty Bear off screen.)

Fatty Bear: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Drew: Hahahahahahahahahaha! I guess you can say that’s a job well done, guys!

Barney: Even though it was pretty anti-climactic.

Drew: Shut the fuck up Barney.

Santa: Oh thank goodness you got rid of that awful bear. I want to let you know that he forced me to put all of you on the naughty list and that I give him 69000 dildos for Christmas. Don’t tell me that you’re all gonna rape my ass now.

Drew: Hahahahahaha! Maybe later. But we need to get back to Drewland to tell the swell news to everyone.

(Drew and the Barney Bunch leave.)

Santa: Well that’s a relief. Now who the fuck is gonna clean this mess up?!

(Scene change to Drew.)

Drew: Well that was a really really gay trip to the North Pole. The good news is that the Barney Bunch and I are back on the nice list, which means we will be getting our swell gifts on Christmas Day. And as far as things went for Christmas Eve, we all did a swell gift exchange and then shoved Chaz’s presents up his ass, and then we masturbated to all the swell Christmas specials and movies, and then had a massive orgy to wrap up the night. Now we await the arrival of Santa Claus so we can have a swell orgy, and if we go to bed early, we may be able to get him on time. So I believe that is all I have for now. It was quite swell doing some Christmas themed videos, even if they were a bit sparse in comparison to the Halloween videos. Either way, it’s time for me to go for now. Until the next holiday special, I am your candy cane cock sucker Drew Pickles, saying have a swell and sexy Christmas, and a Fappy New Year!

(The credits roll. After that, Santa is seen at the Barney Bunch mansion.)

Santa: Figures that my 69th stop would be at the Barney Bunch’s sex mansion. I better do this quick before I get my fat ass probed by Drew and his faggot friends.

(The Barney Bunch then shows up, eyeing Santa.)

Santa: Oh shit. There goes my heterosexuality!

(The final scene change has Fatty Bear wake up from being knocked out by Drew.)

Fatty Bear: Oh, what happened? Where am I? The last thing I remember was Drew whacking me with his cock and sending me flying.

Yogi Bear: Oh my, look at this, Huckleberry Hound! Looks like Santa gave us an early Christmas present!

Huckleberry Hound: Holy shit Yogi. It truly is the season that keeps on giving!

Fatty Bear: Hey, what the fuck are you two? Wait, I recognize you both!

Yogi Bear: Why yes. It is I, none other than Yogi Gayer Than The Average Bear.

Huckleberry Hound: And I am Huckleberry Hound, one of Yogi’s bestest butt buddies. We come hahahaha come to the North Pole every Christmas so we can have such a swell time together, as well as with our butt buddies.

Yogi Bear: And judging by the looks and the incredibly microscopic penis, you must be none other than Fatty Bear. The Barney Bunch, the Pubic Family, and I completely eradicated your pathetic Humongous Bunch.

Fatty Bear: I do not have a microscopic cock! And I will complete my mission of destroying Drew and the Barney Bunch!

Yogi Bear: You have no say here now. You will be our toilet and sex slave for the whole day. It’s all you will ever amount to be. Now get over here so we can have such a swell time with us and our butt buddies.

Fatty Bear: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! This won’t be the last you will see or hear from me Drew Pickles! I assure you!

Huckleberry Hound: Oh hush now. Let’s hurry along to our sex cabin. I heard Fred Flintstone has taken lots of grand laxatives and he wants to empty his rock hard bowels onto someone’s face, and you look like the perfect candidate.

(Video ends.)