The Barney Bunch's Really Gay Halloween Special

The Barney Bunch's Really Gay Halloween Special is a holiday special and is the 37th Drew Pickles/Barney Bunch video uploaded to the channel.

Plot Synopsis
It's Halloween, and Drew Pickles and Barney are getting ready for the Barney Bunch's annual Halloween party. But little do they know that Fatty Bear and the Pube Muppet plan on crashing the party!

Characters

 * Drew Pickles
 * Barney
 * Ronald McDonald
 * Dick the Clown
 * Quaker Queer
 * Chaz Finster
 * Drew Pickles Jr.
 * Pube Muppet
 * Pube Cookie Monster
 * Pube Jason
 * Pube Elmo
 * Fatty Bear
 * Store Cashier

Trivia

 * This is the first major Halloween special IronYoshi made in over 10 years.
 * Each of the BB members that appear in the video have a unique costume. Drew is dressed as the "Faggot of the Opera", Barney is dressed as a Yoshi, Ronald is dressed as a Mexican stereotype, Dick the clown is dressed as Dick Dastardly (a character from Hanna Barbera cartoons like Wacky Races), and Chaz is dressed as the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Transcript
(The video opens up the title of the special, then cuts to Drew Pickles)

Drew: Hello to all you swell spooky faggots. My name is Drew Pickles, and today is Halloween. It is a very swell night, as we are about to host the annual (or should I say anal) Barney Bunch Halloween party. It is going to be so o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o fucking swell up the asshole, so me and my fatass husband Barney the Triple Testicle Dildosaur are going to be getting some supplies from the local supermarket and set up for the party.

(Cut to Drew and Barney outside the kitchen.)

Drew: Okay Barney. The party isn’t until tonight, so I suggest we get a move on. Let’s head over to the supermarket.

Barney: Okay Drew. I can’t wait to get all the swell supplies for this year’s party. And I have plenty of swell recipes to try out too.

(Scene change to the Pubic Family swamp, where Pube Muppet is with some of his Pubic Family members.)

Pube Muppet: Okay Daddy, I am off to go find some sexual satisfaction once again. And since it is Halloween, I might try and do some trick or treating later. And you better not force me to take Pube Elmo like last time! I hate that fucking retarded piece of shit! Well anyway, I am gonna go now.

Pube Cookie Monster: Okay my son. Be sure to stay out of trouble.

(Pube Muppet leaves.)

Pube Jason: So, how much do you wanna bet that he’ll actually fail and not obtain his satisfaction?

Pube Cookie Monster: If I had a butt plug for everytime Pube Muppet didn’t get satisfaction, I would need a bigger asshole.

(Pubey wonders to a dark alleyway.)

Pube Muppet: Say, this looks like a good spot to get some satisfaction. Or to get mugged. But it wouldn’t be so bad if the mugger was gay, and we would have such a swell time. Maybe he’ll even try stabbing my penis! O o o o o o o o o o o o oh! Oh stabby pain! Oh stabby pain! Oh stabby pain!

(Suddenly he hears a mysterious voice.)

Mystery Voice: I see you’re still searching for your sexual satisfaction. How utterly pathetic.

Pube Muppet: Oh god, who’s there?

Mystery Voice: Just an old friend. In fact, you could say we have a bit of a history together.

Pube Muppet: I know its Halloween and all, but you’re really making my pubes stick out in fear. You better show yourself, I know horny ninja moves!

Mystery Voice: Hahahaha! If you insist!

(The mysterious voice reveals itself as Fatty Bear.)

Pube Muppet: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Wait, who the fuck are you again?

Fatty Bear: Have you already forgotten? I am Fatty Bear!

Pube Muppet: Oh my god! I still don’t remember.

Fatty Bear: Are you fucking serious? I am the leader of the Humongous Bunch!

Pube Muppet: Wait, the Humongous Bunch? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You mean those unimpressive faggots who talked tough and got their asses whipped by the Barney Bunch, the Pubic Family, and Yogi Bear? Ooooooh! I remember now! You guys were a complete fucking joke! You just showed up back in 2011 and everyone forgot about your shitty group after! And your penis was most certainly not a million miles long! That thing was borderline microscopic!

Fatty Bear: Shut the fuck up you bitch! Ah, I am not here to fight, but rather give a proposition.

Pube Muppet: Oh? And what would that be?

Fatty Bear: The chance to help me avenge the loss of the Humongous Bunch. After our defeat, the group completely disbanded, leaving me all alone, and longing for a purpose. I soon found out that my purpose was to become even gayer than Drew Pickles and to avenge the Humongous Bunch. And since you are also rivals with Drew and the Barney Bunch, I thought I would enlist your help.

Pube Muppet: Well, what’s in it for me? I don’t just take up offers all willy hahahaha willy nilly. There’s got to be something in it for me?

Fatty Bear: I will give you something that you desire the most.

Pube Muppet: Oh, and what is that? I drive a hard bargain Fatty Bear. What exactly is my most desirable thing that I want more than anything?

Fatty Bear: I will give you sexual satisfaction.

Pube Muppet: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Holy shit! That’s everything I could ever desire! Finally the Pubic Family curse will be broken! Okay, I’ll help you take down the Barney Bunch! And after that, I will tell you all about the things we can do to get my satisfaction! I never imagined gaining sexual satisfaction from a big hairy bear, but it’s better than nothing! Let’s get started now!

Fatty Bear: Alrighty then. Let us indeed begin.

(Pubey leaves the scene.)

Fatty Bear: What a poor naïve and weak-minded fool. Does he really think he’ll get his satisfaction from me? Well, when he’s done serving his purpose in helping me get rid of Drew and the Barney Bunch… (zoom in on Fatty’s face) I’m going to kill him! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

(The duo soon head to a supermarket, which appears to be the long defunct retail chain Ames.)

Pube Muppet: Hey! What are we doing here? Shouldn’t we head to Drew’s sex mansion first?

Fatty Bear: I’ve been stalking them for a while, and they are going to be inside this supermarket. So we’ll start here.

(They enter the supermarket, where Drew and Barney are looking at decorations.)

Drew: This is probably all that we need as far as supplies go.

Barney: Drew! Drew! Look, look, look! This confetti is shaped like tiny penises! We need to get it!

Drew: Well, if you think it’s important for the party, put it in the basket.

Fatty: Be on the lookout for those faggots. They should be pretty easy to spot.

Pube Muppet: Okay, Fatty Bear. I’ll have you know that I am the most vigilant out of all the Pubic Family.

Fatty Bear: Sure, whatever. Just find Drew and Barney. Wait, holy shit!

(They see Drew and Barney heading for the checkout.)

Fatty Bear: There they are! We have to go after them! This is our chance!

Pube Muppet: Leave it to me, my good man. I’ll make those bitches wish they never come hahahaha come to this supermarket. Your asses will be mine!

(Pubey starts heading to the checkout until he sees the confetti.)

Pube Muppet: Oh. My. God. Is that what I think it is? It is, its confetti that looks like penises! I must have it! I just have to wait for this purple mass to finally move so that I can get the cashier to get me some, among other things.

(Fatty watches from the side.)

Fatty: What the fuck is he doing? Why is he not attacking them?

Cashier: That will be $69.

Barney: What the fuck? That’s a huge rip-off! Though the number is very swell.

Drew: Don’t worry, Barney. Remember, we have the penis credit card. Hahahaha. Never leave home without it. Slide into that sexy slit. Though it reminds me of a vagina, and that is not swell.

Cashier: Okay, your payment has been placed. Thank you for shopping here.

Drew: You are welcome you swell and cute little stud.

Barney: You should totally visit our Halloween party tonight! It is very swell.

(Pubey comes up to the cashier and begins acting the way he does in a Pube Muppet video.)

Pube Muppet: Hello my good man, I am the Pube Muppet. Today I am here with my good friend Fatty Bear as we plan our revenge against Drew Pickles and the Barney Bunch, who we saw enter your supermarket. But since we are here, I might as well request a bonanza of crazy and swell things to finally obtain my sexual satisfaction. The first thing I would like to request is some confetti. But not just any ordinary confetti, I would like some confetti that looks like tiny penises. The reason why they must be shaped like penises is because I would like to place them in my pubes so that way I can be festive for the holiday! Ooooooooooh! After that, I would like to go to the meat section, where I will come across the sexy middle-aged sweaty and greasy butcher, and I want him to stick all those pointy objects and stick them up my ass and all over my cock so I can feel that oh so meaty pain! Oh meaty pain! Oh meaty Pain! Oh meaty pain! After that, I will (this is the part where we see Fatty Bear complain about Pube Muppet wasting time) go into the janitor’s closet and he will begin to grip my mop and stroke it until I cream all over his face! O o o o o o o o o o o o! That would be very swell! So how about it, my good man?

Fatty Bear: (in the middle of Pube Muppet's bit) What the fuck is that faggot doing?! Drew and Barney already left!

Cashier: I’m sorry sir, but I am afraid that we sold our last batch of penis confetti to a really really gay man and his fatass husband, who is a triple testicle dildosaur, and we won’t be getting anymore until next Halloween. However, we do have a large selection of other confetti, so how about we show you some alternatives?

(Closeup of the Pube Muppet, the cashier repeated 3 times and a quick cut to Fatty Bear.)

Pube Muppet: What the fuck? What kind of piece of shit establishment is this? All I wanted was some festive penis confetti, but no! You had to fuck all that up and tell me someone already bought the last batch! Just for that, you can fuck off and let me be! (Pube Muppet leaves.)

Cashier: Wait, come back Pube Muppet! I have some penis confetti, and it is up my ass!

(Cut to Pubey outside the supermarket.)

Pube Muppet: Damn, I can’t believe I was this close to some sexual satisfaction. Am I destined to never obtain my satisfaction?

Fatty Bear: Pube Muppet! What the fuck was all that?!

Pube Muppet: Oh, hi Fatty Bear! Can you believe the nerve of that place? I just wanted to get some penis confetti, but that piece of shit establishment sold the last batch!

Fatty Bear: Because of your dawdling, Drew and Barney managed to leave!

Pube Muppet: Oh shit! I am so sorry Fatty Bear! Please give me another chance! I did not mean to screw up!

Fatty Bear: Well, accidents do happen. Besides, I have something that may motivate you a little more.

(Fatty pulls out some penis confetti.)

Pube Muppet: Oh my god! Its penis confetti! Where did you find that?

Fatty Bear: It was up the cashier’s ass.

Pube Muppet: Oooooooooooooo! Why have I not bothered to look there before? I can use this knowledge to my advantage. I would like to have the confetti now!

Fatty Bear: Not yet. You can have it when we get rid of Drew and the Barney Bunch. They are back at their sex mansion setting up for their party. Once we sabotage their party, then I can give you this confetti.

Pube Muppet: Oh, fine. And remember that you are also going to give me sexual satisfaction once we are done.

Fatty Bear: Yeah, yeah. I know. (Cut to a close up of Fatty Bear) You weak minded fool. Hahahahahaha!

(Scene change back to the Barney Bunch’s sex mansion, where Drew and Barney are setting up for their party)

Drew: Oh my fucking god! This party is looking like the gayest, poopiest, most homosexually swell party ever!

Barney: I agree. This will be the best party we are ever going to host. Oh shit! It’s almost time! We need to get our costumes!

Drew: Of course! Let’s go ahead and do that. But first let’s have a massive orgy to celebrate setting up the party!

(One offscreen orgy later.)

Drew: Bag, that was a very swell orgy! Okay Barney, let me see your costume.

Barney: Okay Drew. Prepare to have your cock expand to feature length!

(Barney steps out to reveal his costume, which he is wearing shoes and has a Mario plush on his crotch.)

Drew: What the fuck? Barney that’s not even a costume! You just put pair of shoes on and a Mario plushie on your penis.

Barney: No. This is indeed a costume. I am dressed as a Yoshi, and I am riding Mario’s fat Italian ass.

Drew: Oh, why didn’t you say so? That makes a little more sense.

Barney: So where’s your costume, Drew? I wanna see what you will be this year.

Drew: If you insist Barney. Behold! (Drew reveals his costume) The Faggot of the Opera!

Barney: Oh my! That is the sexiest costume ever, Drew! This tops the butt pirate costume you had years ago! I think I’m gonna cream in Mario’s ass like soi!

Drew: Bag, that was swell. Let’s head downstairs now.

(Drew and Barney head downstairs, where they are greeted by Drew Pickles Jr.)

Drew: Looks like we are on schedule for the party.

Drew Jr: Okay daddies, I am ready to go trick or treating with my friends!

Barney: Oh how darling, Drew! Our son is dressed as the classic toilet paper mummy!

Drew Jr: What the fuck? No, these are all used cum rags. I am a cum rag mummy, inspired by the Fruity Yummy Mummy, better known as the Fruity Cummy Mummy.

Drew: That’s even sweller, my son! Now go out and have some fun, and be sure to take the anal virginities to all the folks who give you candy!

Barney: Look, Drew. Seems that the guests are finally arriving.

Drew: Bag, this is gonna be swell! Let’s get this party started already!

(Scene change to outside the mansion, where Pube Muppet and Fatty Bear are scheming.)

Fatty Bear: Alright, the party is already starting. But little do those faggots realize that their precious party will be crashed by me!

Pube Muppet: Don’t forget about me. I’m part of this whole thing too.

Fatty Bear: Whatever. We’ll sneek in by the back, and then we’ll cut the power and strike when they least expect it. Then I will viciously rape Drew and humiliate him in front of his faggot friends, and he will be so embarrassed by the whole thing that he will disband the Barney Bunch and my revenge will be complete. It’s too good to not fail! Hahahahahaha!

Pube Muppet: And after that, I will finally get my penis confetti, and most importantly, my sexual satisfaction! Although I would like to humiliate Drew even more by raping him too.

Fatty Bear: Yeah, whatever. Now come hahahaha come on, Pube Muppet. Our grand plan awaits.

(Cut back to the party.)

Ronald: Drew! Barney! This party is the gayest and swellest one I’ve ever attended!

Drew: Why thank you, Ronald. And your costume is making me really horny.

Ronald: Of course. Since you have a massive fetish for Mexicans, I thought this would be an appropriate costume to wear.

Barney: I can’t wait for you to shove those maracas up my ass as dildos.

(Suddenly the lights go out and everyone screams.)

Drew: This isn't part of the party! What happened to the lights?

Fatty Bear: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Drew Pickles, the time has come hahahaha come for you to finally admit defeat. You may have destroyed the Humongous Bunch, but I will not rest until you are finally out of the picture. Tonight is the night that I, Fatty Bear, claim my revenge against you and your stupid Barney Bunch!

Pube Muppet: And don’t forget about me, the Pube Muppet! Because once this is finally done, I will be rewarded with Penis Confetti, but also my desired sexual satisfaction! And then I will finally gain the love and respect of my Pubic Family and they will finally treat me like a god! This is gonna be soooooooo swell!

Fatty Bear: Shut the fuck up you Pube Muppet! I wasn’t finished yet!

(The lights turn on again and Fatty and Pubey are in the same room and the rest of the Bunch)

Drew: What the fuck? Fatty Bear? Pube Muppet? What are you doing here at this party?!

Pube Muppet: Oh look! The lights are back on! Now I can see everyone, and they’ll be able to see Fatty Bear rape Drew Pickles while I film the whole thing and upload it to Gay Porn Hub.

Fatty Bear: (Turns around to Pube Muppet) You fucking dumbass! Now my plain is ruined! I should have just killed you right here and now!

Pube Muppet: Hold on, kill me? I thought you were gonna give me my sexual satisfaction, as well as the penis confetti.

Fatty Bear: You really are a gullible faggot. I was never gonna give you any form of sexual satisfaction. A piece of shit like you doesn’t deserve any merit of satisfaction. No, when you finally served your purpose, I was going to kill you. And now that you finally have, in fact, served your purpose, its time I finally ended you once and for all!

Pube Muppet: Noooooooooooooooo! I don’t want to die a virgin! At least beat me to death with your microscopic cock! I want to die with some dignity!

Drew: Nobody is killing anybody at this Halloween party!

Fatty Bear: Of course. I was going to kill Pube Muppet after I viciously take your anal innocence with my million mile long cock! Prepare to have a bleeding asshole Drew Pickles!

Drew: I don’t think so, faggot! Come hahahaha come on guys, lets show Faggy Bear a lesson!

Pube Muppet: Wait! Before you do, let me get the camera out. (Pubey then pulls a camera out) Okay, you guys can start.

Drew: Well then, let’s go!

(Drew and the Barney Bunch then start having a massive and vicious orgy with Fatty Bear as a way to get rid of him.)

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Fatty Bear: No no no no no no no no noooooooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe you beat me again! This can’t be happening! I should have won! This isn’t fair! Well, savior your victory for now, because I will have my revenge someday, you faggots. This isn’t the last that you will hear of Fatty Bear! I assure of you! (Fatty Bear leaves)

Drew: Bag, I doubt he will actually be a legit threat. And did you see how tiny his penis was? That thing was so fucking small that you need a microscope to properly see it! Hahahahahahaha!

Pube Muppet: Ooooooooh! He dropped the penis confetti! I may not have been able to get sexual satisfaction today, but at least it wasn’t a total loss.

Drew: Were you really going to get sexual satisfaction from Fatty Fucking Bear? I feel even more sorry for you. You’re better off getting sexual satisfaction from an electrical outlet.

Pube Muppet: Oooooooooooo! That does sound very swell! But since I am already here, do you mind if I join your party? I am a sexy and hairy beast on the dance floor.

(Everyone laughs)

Drew: Of course not! (Drew’s voice is deepened) Now get the everlasting fuck out of here before we viciously beat you to death with our penises. And we will make sure that you don’t get sexual satisfaction at all.

Pube Muppet: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I’m as good as one! (Pube Muppet leaves)

Barney: Well that was really really fucking weird. So can we get back to the party now?

Drew: I thought you’d never ask! We still need to have that big spooky orgy with those faggots from the Monsters Cereal!

(Final cut to Drew)

Drew: Well that was a weird ass Halloween. But the party did go by pretty swell despite the Pube Muppet and Fatty Bear crashing it. We did so many swell things once they left, from bobbing for butt plugs, to shoving as much candy up Chaz the Fister Finster’s ass, and of course a gay dance off followed by a massive spooky orgy. And with that, we finally wrap up October’s videos. It was quite swell doing a bunch of Halloween specials, but come hahahaha come November, then things will probably get back on track. And that about wraps this particular video. Until the next holiday special, I am your sperm slurper Drew Pickles, saying Jack-O-Lanterns give the swellest blowjobs. See you later my sexually stimulating studs, and have a super, dooper, pooper, scooper, swell up the bum bum and safe Halloween!

(Credits roll. The final shot shows Pube Muppet wearing his new confetti.)

Pube Muppet: Wow, this really sucks ass. I would much rather be taking Pube Elmo trick or treating. Perhaps there’s still time to do that. And maybe I’ll find some sexual satisfaction doing so! Ooooooooooooo! I’ll go ahead and do that now!

(Video ends.)