Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald (also known as Ronald the God Damn Penis Clown McDonald) is an insane clown who has made several appearances in the Super Mario Toy Show and subsequent Speakonia videos.

Characteristics
Ronald McDonald is the INSANE clown lord of the McDonalds fast food empire. He is known for being insane and shouting "Ran Ran Ruu!" at the most random times, and for his crazy "McRoll" videos from Japan. In the Mario Toy Show, Ronald appears as a bobble-head and was originally a villain who was nothing more than a nuisance, but as time went on, he eventually developed into one of the good guys. His powers include throwing burgers and being insane. He is also an iconic member of the Barney Bunch, along with his brother Dick the Clown, seeming to be the more rational member of the group.

Super Mario Toy Show
Ronald McDonald first appeared in the episode Meet Ninja Bike And Ronald McDonald, where he was the primary antagonist. He claims that the reason he appears as a bobblehead is that he was turned into a Smash Bros. trophy. Mario and Yoshi ended up debating on whether or not to free him, sighting his insanity. Before they could do anything else, however, Ninja-Bike comes rolling in, having a long, detailed history with Ronald, telling them to not free him, and the two end up in a scuffle. During this, Yoshi gets hit by one of Ronald's burger blasts, causing him to slowly turn into a hamburger. Ronald then starts doing a weird dance that causes Mario and Ninja-Bike to fall asleep. Using this oppertunity, he unleashes a Kamahamehambuga on them, but Ninja-Bike's qucik thinking ultimately saves them. Ninja-Bike then uses a laser pistol to finish off Ronald, sending him flying. He would reappear at the end of the video next to a fluffy cat. He would have returned in the 4th part of Wrath of Viacom 2, but that video is unfortunetly lost.

Speakonia Videos
Ronald was mentioned in Drew Pickles Goes To the Delete Every Barney Bunch Videos Petition, where, according to Drew, he sucked off Barney to the point that, before he could ejaculate, Barney blasted a massive fart that blew one of his testicles off, becoming Grimace.

He would be mentioned again in Drew Pickles Looks At Some Old Drawings, as Drew mentioned that IronYoshi drew lots of Ronald images in his middle school planner.

Ronald would finally make his first Speakonia video appearance in How To Unlock Drew Pickles and the Barney Bunch in Spyro: Year of the Dragon, where he served as a replacement for Agent 9. He would also briefly appear in Drew Pickles and The Barney Bunch Have an Easter Egg Hunt, joining the Bunch on some swell Easter activities.

Ronald would get hs first full speaking part in Drew Pickles and The Barney Bunch Blaze It on 4/20!, now voiced by Microsoft Mike. He would walk in on Drew and Barney's pot session, offering a bunch of weed he obtained. All 3 of them would end up smoking it and become incredibly high. Ronald boasts about how good it is, and tells Drew that he is hallucinating when he mistakes his cock for a massive anaconda. Barney then asks Ronald to give them some munchies, to which Ronald took great offense over, but he eventually caved in. When Dick the Clown came in and beraded his pals for getting high without him, Ronald told him it's not worth throwing a fit over.

Ronald and several other Barney Bunch members would accompany Drew in Drew Pickles and The Barney Bunch Raid Area 51.

One of the scenarios in Drew Pickles Works It Out had Drew resolving a feud between Ronald and Dick, where were fighting over Dick feeling unappreciated. Drew would ultimately have them make up in the end, and they celebrated by having gay sex until Drew gets crushed by a giant replica cheeseburger and dies.

In Drew Pickles Passes It, the football scenario has Drew pass the football to Ronald in order to secure a touchdown and win the 69th Annual Super Swell Bowl. The Thanksgiving scenario also had Ronald pop up too. Towards the end of the video, Ronald appears to tell Drew that all the scenarios were an eaborate test to see how many times he could pass it, and he managed to pass it. As a reward, Ronald gives Drew a swell new dildo, only for everything to explode before it was all revealed to be a dream.

Drew Pickles' Latest Creation states that Swellmix shares some parts with Ronald (mainly his upper body).

Ronald would next appear in Drew Pickles Looks At Closing Logos And Then Some, where he barges in to showcase 2 closing logos (The Warner Home Video and the MGM/UA Home Video logos respectively), and then aburuptly leaves when Drew doesn't think that the MGM/UA Home Video logo isn't scary.

Trivia

 * IronYoshi is a pretty big fan of the Ronald McDonald Insanity/McRoll videos.
 * Ronald's voice is rather deep and gruff in the Mario Toy Show, but in Speakonia videos, he is voiced by Microsoft Mike.
 * Wario is in fact Ronald's best customer.
 * He may or may not have a crush on Princess Celestia.