Drew Pickles Looks At Closing Logos And Then Some

Drew Pickles Looks At Closing Logos And Then Some is the 22nd Drew Pickles and Speakonia video on IronYoshi's channel.

Plot Synopis
Drew Pickles decides to take a look at various closing logos, from scary ones, obscoure ones, and everything in between, with some guest appearances from his butt buddies.

Characters

 * Drew Pickles
 * Ronald McDonald
 * Quaker Queer

Trivia

 * The video was made as an homage to several Drew Pickles videos where Drew looks at various logos. THis trend first started in 2010 with "Drew Pickles Talks About Closing Logos" by Tomservo3.
 * At over 23 minutes and 40 seconds, it is the 3rd longest video on IronYoshi's current channel
 * It is also the most viewed video on IronYoshi's current channel as well, exceeding over 1K views, making it the first video on the current chanel to surpass that.
 * A sequel would be made roughly 2 months later.

Transcript
(The video opens with the WGBH logo.)

Drew: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the lights and patterns are swell hahahahahaha (the logo flashes) raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah that was so o o o o o scary.

Hello to all you swell faggots, autistic manchildren, and horny ass ninjas. My name is Drew Pickles. The father of faggotry, the king of cock, the big penis cheese of the Barney Bunch, and the gayest man in the entire fucking universe, multiverse, and beyond. Today I am going to show you some closing logos, from scary ones, to weird ones, and everything in between. The logo I showed you all is one I went to and changed its name to Weeners, Gays, and Barney's Handjobs. It seems like a mandatory thing to make a Drew Pickles video where I talk about closing logos, something that was done originally by the legendary Tomservo3 and Skewt 69, as well as Andrew Ambrose. So IronYoshi figured he would throw his own spin on these types of videos. And for me, I think of meat spin. Hahahahahaha. Anyway, to keep things fresh, IronYoshi will only be showing logos he remembers from his childhood, as well as some weird, scary, and obscure ones that haven't been used before in these types of videos, with an exception or 2.

Now that the 4th wall has received its usual shattering, let us begin with the Polygram Video logo from 1993.

(The PolyGram logo plays.)

So o o o o o o o o scary. For some context, Polygram was a Dutch entertainment company first forming in 1962, and specialize in music and film. Their film division was founded in 1980, and distributed several well known films like The Big Lebowski, Fargo, and Barney's Great Adventure, which starred my fatass husband in his first non-gay porno film. The company has since been folded into the Universal brand.

This logo use to scare IronYoshi, who would see this thing every time he put in his VHS copy of the Bananas in Pajamas, of whom would make great dildos. (The logo plays again) The pitch black background, combined with the weird sound effects really startled him as a kid, and it does have that huge creepy factor.

Here's a swell fact, the sound effects of this logo were used in an old porno I made back in the early 90s called Drew Pickles vs. The Fagotron 69000. It was made to cash in on the success of Terminator 2. The weird machine gun noise was used when I battled the Fagotron 69000, which was using it's metallic cock as a gun, and that loud whooshing sound you hear at the end was Barney using his 3 testicles to shut the Fagotron down so we could have a swell orgy with it.

This next logo is one IronYoshi remembers a little, but not a whole lot.

(Plays the UAV Corporation logo.)

This is the UAV Corporation logo from 1999. Short for United American Video, this company was founded in 1984, and distributed VHS tapes of cheap Disney knockoff films, such as The Secret of Mulan, which had all the characters as bugs, as well as several public domain sitcoms, such as The Dick hahaha Dick Van Dyke Show, and The Andy Griffith Show. Really selling it with that primitive computer animation. And what the fuck was that noise? It sounds like a robot cumming. Hahahaha, that actually sounds really swell. IronYoshi stumbled across this logo when he saw it on an old logo countdown form the one and only Sammy t3h Snake, though that video has sadly been lost to time. He believes he re-encountered this logo in a film called The Great Panda Rescue, but he doesn't really remember much more than that other than his 5th grade class watched that movie.

Now for a logo that IronYoshi use to be absolutely terrified of as a child, though I'm not sure what the fuck all the fuss is about.

(Plays the Sony Wonder Logo.)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I just realized I forgot to put all the anal lube in the special container, and Barney likes to eat anal lube. Explains a lot really. Oh yeah, I forgot, this is the Sony Wonder Logo from 1995. This was a very common logo to see if you owned a Sesame Street VHS tape as a kid. This was the children's division of Sony's music and home entertainment, and they distributed tapes for Sesame Workshop, Classic Media, and were the earliest providers of Nickelodeon VHS tapes before Viacom merged with Paramount in 1994. The logo use to strike fear in IronYoshi for whatever reason. Maybe its the weird animation of the Wonder banner, or the bombastic music, but honestly, all this really shows how much of a massive pussy he was as a kid. Pussy is also another word for a vagina, and you all know how a flaming faggot like me thinks about those. So let's have a look at a much older variant of this logo from 1991.

(Plays the original Sony Wonder logo.)

What the fuck? That's it? This has to be the safest fucking logo I've ever seen. IronYoshi use to see this variant of the logo when he rented Ren and Stimpy VHS tapes from the video store. Who else misses those places? Though in our current environment, they would be practically gone. I miss going to the special part of the store with all the films made for swell faggots like me. Wink wink.

I guess since we are talking about old ass VHS logos, here's one that also use to give IronYoshi quite the fright. Here is the Lyrick Studios logo from 1998.

(Plays the Lyrick Studios logo.)

Lyrick was first formed in 1988, and were best known for distributing various children's programs onto home videos among other things. They're most well known for distributing products and VHS tapes of none other than my fatass husband Barney the Triple Testicle Dildosaur, as well as VeggieTales, Wishbone, The Adventures of Timmy the Tooth, and those band of butt pirates known as the Wiggles. The company would eventually merge with HIT Entertainment in 2001, causing all the properties they had to fall under HIT Entertainment. Many Barney Bunch historians remember HIT Entertainment suing Newgrounds back in I believe 2006 or 2007 over the activities of the Barney Bunch, causing the word Barney to be blacklisted from Newground's search engine. Swell times those were. IronYoshi had several VHS tapes of VeggieTales, so he had to encounter this logo time and again.

For some reason, IronYoshi was frightened of this logo. Maybe it has to do with just the eerie emptiness of the whole thing, save for that one duck just swimming along the lake (briefly plays the beginning of the logo). You'd expect something to pop out and scare you, plus the background feels very photoshopped. Plus the sky starts out red like you are in hell. Also the music feels kinda bombastic. I swear, (briefly plays the beginning of the logo again) I think that fucking duck is planning to take over the world and start a duck uprising. Ducks rise up. Soisoisoisoi. Hahahahaha, and we all know what kind of ducks we are talking about.

Now let's have a look at this one. It doesn't seem too bad (the Simitar logo plays) raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah my fucking ears feel like they are being rammed with a dildo, which seem swell and oh my fucking god that is so o o o o o o o o o fucking loud that I am going deaf in my earholes and can they please tone down the volume so I won't have to fucking shout so much and that animation isn't helping things out either.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! That was so o o o o o o o o o o o o o fucking scary! Anyway, this is the Simitar Entertainment logo from 1986. Simitar Entertainment was formed in 1984, and they distributed several pieces of home media, but were also known for selling music and computer software. They would ultimately go bankrupt by the turn of the millenium, leaving behind quite the portfolio, including  an number of cult horror comedies, special interest videos, urban media, a select few Godzilla films from the Showa era, the infamous Christmas Light and Christmas Brigade specials, and their infamous logo, which has earned the nickname the S from Hell 2. The black background combined with the swell patterns and weird animations, as well as the overall loudness of the logo has had it fall into infamy as one of the scariest logos out there. However, IronYoshi was not exposed to this varient of the logo until many years later. No, he was more familiar with their 1990 logo, often called the Golden S.

(Plays the 1990 Simitar logo.)

Notice how they kept the same sound effects and music from their previous logo, but toned down the volume. I guess they got complaints that their previous logo was too fucking loud, so they lowered the volume on it. Also gotta love that primitive computer animation. This logo use to scare IronYoshi a little, especially when he watched a VHS tape that contained basketball highlights and bloopers, and a VHS copy of Terror of MekhaGodzilla, but I suppose if he was exposed to the previous logo, it would be childhood trauma for years. He was actually more scared of their old bumper that played before the logo, which advertized their now long gone website.

(Plays their website bumper.)

More old school primitive CGI. I guess the music that plays near the end creeped him out, not to mention that hissing sound near the end. I swear I thought there were more planets shown, but oh well. I wonder if you go to that website it redirects you to gay porn. That would be quite swell. I also wonder if you could revisit their site using the Wayback Machine. Alright, let's move on to the next logo.

Ronald: Ran Ran Ruu and how do you do fellow faggots! It's me, Ronald the God Damn Penis Clown McDonald, and I present to you a super swell and kind of scary logo!

Drew: What the fuck? What are you doing here you fucking Penis Clown? I was expecting my stupid bisexual foot obsessed brother Stu Pickles.

Ronald: Well knowing him, he's probably sniffing the feet of his wife, because he's a fucking weirdo. Anyway, it seems mandatory that I show up in one of these logo videos, and I have a few I would like to showcase!

Drew: God dammit! You just broke the 4th wall even more now!

Ronald: Like a real champ! Hahahahahaha! Anyway, here's the logo!

(Plays the Warner Home Video logo.)

Ronald: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! That logo made my french fry pubic hairs stand up!

Drew: Um, okay then. I don't think I needed to hear that, but I'm glad I did, as it gave me a huge boner. Also that logo was really weird. Care to give us some context to this logo?

Ronald: Why certainly you sexually stimulating stud! This is the Warner Home Video logo from 1985, and it is quite the scary logo. (Plays the logo again) The cheesy synthesized music combined with the nausiating movements of the primitive CGI word art, and the WB logo looming in like a hostile alien spacecraft really makes this seem scary as all fucking hell. The logo would finally be retired in 1997 for something a little more calming, so kids and adults had to put up with this horrifying monstrocity for about 12 years. 12 fucking. Years. IronYoshi has a Tazmania VHS tape as a kid, and that was his major exposure to this logo. But it gets better. I found one that managed to be even scarier than that!

Drew: Even scarier you say? Wait, you don't mean-

Ronald: Yes. I do mean it. I present to you the MGM/U A Home video logo from 1996!

(Plays the MGM/UA Home Video logo.)

Drew: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Ronald: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! What did I fucking tell you? This shit is terrifying!

Drew: Well, now that I have fully seen it after all these years, I can safely say that, while a bit creepy, with the weird way it is shown, and the bombastic music, it really isn't as scary as I remember it being.

Ronald: Wait! Hold the fucking dildo! Did you say that this was not scary?! I mean, look at it from the perspective of a young child. IronYoshi was scared to death of this logo, and there was nowhere left to run or hide when it was on! He had All Dogs Go to Heaven on VHS, not to mention he also rented Pink Panther VHS tapes from the video store, so he was pretty much exposed to this logo as a kid, and he was so o o o o o o o o o o o o o scared of it. Hell, this logo makes my ass hairs stand out!

Drew: I mean yeah, it is a bit creepy, with the animations and music, but it is nothing compared to the logo that came hahahaha came before this one plays.

Ronald: Wait, you don't mean.

Drew: Oh yep, I do mean it. (The alternate version of the MGM/UA Home Video logo plays) The MGM/UA Home Video Logo that pops up before the previous one, also from 1996. I know Tomservo3 brought this logo up in one of her videos, but IronYoshi remembers being just as terrified of this one as is the previous one. Just the sheer silence is what gets me. A whole 22 seconds of nothing. And then the main logo plays and just startles you.

Ronald: Parring that with the logo that came hahaha came after just adds up to Grade A nightmare fuel!

Drew: That is true, but I find this one to be much much scarier than the main logo. At least you have something to work off of. This, on the other hand, is just plain horrifying, especially in the dead of night, where your imagination tends to wander off and make you easily frightened.

Ronald: You really think that the logo isn't scary? Just for that you can pay for your cum milkshakes the next time you visit McDonalds! I'm blowing hahahaha blowing this piss lemonade stand! See you later you faggot!

Drew: What the fuck? Okay that was a dick move, and I am not referring to your brother Dick the Clown. Well after viewing a couple logos that could be considered scary, let's look at a nice calm one.

(The Playhouse Video logo plays.)

Anybody who was in the Barney Bunch and Speakonia community might remember the jingle to this being used by none other than Sammy t3h Snake, mainly for Embit Video and the character Rainbow Frog (shows a picture of Rainbow Frog, a character from Sammyt3hSnake's videos). I miss Sammy t3h Snake. IronYoshi use to watch his videos all the time back when he was in the 5th grade, and that was back when Sammy was still uploading videos.

Oh shit, I forgot about the logo! This is the Playhouse Video logo from 1983, which was a subsidiary of CBS FOX Video. This subsidiary specializes in children and family programs, which include the Muppets, Mr. Rogers, and several Dr. Seuss specials. Not much is known about what happened to them, though they may have dissolved once the CBS Fox partnership fizzled following Viacom's merger with CBS in 2000. The logo itself has some really nice and iconic synthesized music, and it looks like one of those speed draw videos. It looks like it was make in some old 80s art program. Also this logo is incredibly swell because it uses the rainbow. That gives me a massive boner.

So I have a few more logos to show and I gotta say, they are quite the lot, So without further a dildo, let's-

Quaker Queer: Hello you good chaps! I'm the Quaker Queer, better known as Cum Oats.

Drew: Oh my fucking god! Can't I go a moment in one of these videos where I am not interrupted?! Like seriously, shouldn't you faggots be ramming a dildo up Chaz the Fister Finster's ass?

Quaker Queer: Well before you start throwing a tantrum like some autistic manchild, I wanted to show you a logo from across the pond. (The 1981 BBC Video logo plays) Here is the BBC Video logo from 1981.

Drew: What the fuck did I just watch? It felt like an incredibly bad acid trip. Though I must say that the patterns were very swell and the music sounds like something you would listen too while you masturbate in space.

Quaker Queer: Indeed, Drew Pickles. Hearing that synthesized music makes my wooden penis rally hard. (The BBC Video logo from 1990 plays) Of course the most famous, or infamous, depending on your viewpoint, was the BBC Video logo from 1990. Tomservo3 brought this one up in her first logo video, and how the music really makes things depressing. IronYoshi was never exposed to that logo as a kid, save for one instance, when he was at a party and a room was playing some Wallace and Gromit shorts, and that logo popped up. Here is a logo he is most familiar with.

(The BBC Video logo from 1997 plays.)

This is the BBC video logo from 1997, and quite a smashing logo if I do say so myself. IronYoshi saw this logo all the time when he watched his DVDs of Prehistoric Planet and Allosaurus, and he only got more exposure to it when he managed to get the entire Walking With series on DVD. This logo would finally be retired from service in 2009, and while the logo that came hahahaha came after has a lot of flare, the old one IronYoshi will remember fondly. Anyway, that is all the logos I have to showcase. I will now go back to the Barney Bunch Sex Mansion and get ready for tonight's orgy. Carry on Drew, and tally-ho!

Drew: Alright, see you later, Quaker Queer. Now that it seems like the interruptions have stopped, let's move on.

(The CTW logo plays.)

This is the Children's Television Workshop logo from 1997, which is the company that would make Sesame Street. This was probably the first logo IronYoshi remembers from childhood, and this logo use to haunt his nightmares as a wee hahahaha wee lad. Despite the fact that the logo is completely harmless. Maybe its the weird music and overly bouncy animation, but again, all this proves is how much of a god damn pussy IronYoshi is. And now for a pretty creepy one.

(The CineGroupe logo plays.)

CineGroupe is a Canadian animation studio stationed in Montreal, Quebec. Founded in 1974, they have done many pieces of animation for television and film, with their most famous work being that of Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat. Their logo from 2000 is kind of jarring. It all happens so fucking fast and the loudness is very apparent. IronYoshi use to be creeped out by this one, maybe because of its sudden appearance and loud music and sounds. Apparently there is actually a longer varient of this logo that looks much better.

(The longer varient of the logo plays.)

It is definitely less frightening than the shortened version and seems to give off a less threatening vibe, like the bird wants to be your friend and not want to peck at your cock with its beak, though now that I think about it, that does sound quite swell. It reminds me of the time I put a bunch of bird seeds on my penis, and a bunch of birds flocked towards me and started pecking. It felt so o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o swell in the bum bum.

And now we move on to our final logo, because this video is way too fucking long as is. Here's a very memorable indent from the Discovery Channel.

(The Discovery Network logo plays.)

Such swell memories. That was back when Discovery Channel actually aired good and educational content, and not the dumpster fire reality trash TV that they do now. IronYoshi has seen this variant of the logo a lot on his old DVD copy of Dinosaur Planet and Alien Planet. I wish Discovery Channel would actually put some effort into their shows now, and not air the shit that they do now.

And that about wraps up this lengthy video. Now I am going to shove all these logos up my ass as dildos like (the screen fades to the Barney Bunch Please Stand By image) o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o  o o o o o o  o o o o o o o  o o o o now raping all the logos like hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hey, I haven't fucked anything today, and these logos seem like a good thing to fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha how do you even fuck a logo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha well I fucked the WGBH logo a while back, so anything is possible at this point hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so o o o o o o o o o o o o scary hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I might do a sequel to this video hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha it's best if you don't watch this in the dead of night, otherwise the logos might scare the everlasting piss out of you hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha suck on my cock logos blurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblur holy shit there's a cum storm brewing and here it comes hahahaha cums soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag, that was swell.

Well I hope you all enjoyed this swell logo journey. IronYoshi did, and he revisited some logos from his childhood, and then some. Now if you'll excuse me, the Barney Bunch is about to have another orgy, and I certainly can't wait to partake. Until the next time we cross cocks, I am your swell as hell pal Drew Pickles, saying jacking off on a jackhapper sounds like lots of fun. See you later my sexually stimulating studs!

(The credits start playing, accompanied by the N. Sanity Island theme from Crash Twinsanity plays.)

The End

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Anyway, now to get back onto working on The City of Unswellness.

(The final shot is a looping GIF of Ronald McDonald laughing in a box, with the MGM/UA Home Video logo music from 1986 playing in the background, accompanied by the text "A Ronald 'The God Damn Penis Clown' McDonald Production.)

Ronald: This has been a production from Ronald the God Damn Penis Clown McDonald! Hope you enjoyed the show! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

(Video ends.)