Barney Bunch Special: Junior Gets Screwed!

Barney Bunch Special: Junior Gets Screwed! is the 57th Drew Pickles/Barney Bunch video uploaded to the channel.

Plot Synopsis
Screw Pickles, Drew Pickles' long lost son, is tired of being banished in the 7th Level of Hell, so he makes a deal with Satan to bring a mortal soul to Hell in order to regain his freedom. He chooses his half-brother Drew Pickles Jr. as a way to get back at Drew, but the ever so eager Jr. is all too excited to finally have a brother, and maybe he might just change Screw's ways.

Characters

 * Drew Pickles Jr.
 * Drew Pickles
 * Barney
 * Screw Pickles
 * Satan
 * Cody Simpson
 * Grimace
 * Ronald McDonald
 * Dick the Clown (cameo)
 * Ned Flanders (cameo)
 * Quaker Queer (cameo)
 * Captain Crunch (cameo)
 * Elmo (cameo)
 * The Wiggles (cameo)
 * Chaz Finster (cameo)
 * Howard DeVille (cameo)
 * Mr. Peanut (cameo)
 * Pube Muppet (cameo)

Trivia

 * This video was made as a celebration of IronYoshi's 1 year anniversary of making Speakonia videos.
 * The idea for the video came from a suggestion by Speakonia Community member Feltzer342, who thought it would be an interesting idea to have Drew Jr. and Screw meet up.
 * Much of the video takes inspiration from the SpongeBob Squarepants episode "F.U.N.", mainly in Drew Jr. wanting to befriend Screw and Screw ultimately warming up to Jr. so he can get what he wants (in this case his freedom from Hell). The F.U.N. Song is even used, though here it is turned to the "S.W.E.L.L." Song.

Transcript
(The video opens up with "IronYoshi1212 Productions present", followed by the Barney Home Video logo. Then "The Barney Bunch presents" appears and shows the title of the video via a Rugrats title card. Finally, a shot of Drew Pickles Jr. is shown.)

Drew Jr.: O o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o, baby! My daddy was right. Those patterns are, in fact, very swell. And hello to all my swell sexy friends! My name is Drew Pickles Jr., the son of the gayest man in the world, Drew Pickles, and Barney the Triple Testicle Dildosaur. Today me and my daddies are at the park and we are going to have oodles of fun. I’m going to go down the slide and then I will fuck the slide and then I will go poopy dump on the slide and then fuck the slide some more and then go poopy dump on the slide some more and then fuck the slide some more and then shove the monkey bars up my ass as dildos and then take a massive piss on the see saw and swing my cock from side to side and fuck all the playground equipment and it’s going to be so o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o fucking swell up the bum bum! (scene change to Drew Jr. and his 2 dads at the playground) Okay daddies, I’m gonna go and do all of that right now!

Drew: Okay my son. Your daddy Barney and I are going to have the gayest orgy in the bush back there. If any strangers try and kidnap you, just viciously ass-rape them and they’ll probably leave. Also try not to wander off too far.

Barney: Hurry Drew! I had some calamary, which clogs me up in the worst possible way, and my bowels are calling for your 300 mile long cock. Come hahahaha coma and I’ll let you bathe in some of my anal grease as you unclog my ass with your sexy plunger.

Drew: Holy shit Barney! That gave me a massive boner! Alright Jr., your daddy Barney and I are going now. Be on your best behavior and we’ll reward you with a trip to Walmart so we can get you a toy.

Drew Jr.: Oh my fucking god! That sounds really swell! Okay Daddy, I will be on my bestest behavior. Time to go poopy on the slide!

(Scene change to the 7th level of Hell, where Screw Pickles resides.)

Screw: Well would you look at that. Another day in the 7th level of Hell. Nothing but eternal suffering and fire as far as the one-eyed snake can see. Yep, definitely a fine day. Oh who am I kidding. It sucks massive quantities of ass! And not the good kind of ass either!

(Satan then appears in a loud flash.)

Satan: (In echoey voice) Screw Pickles. For the past 35 years, you have been in the 7th level of Hell, and you have done nothing to contribute to my nefarious deeds, even when I let you roam the earth once a month. As a result, you-

Screw: Oh cut the fucking theatrics Satan! I’m not in the mood to deal with your shit right now!

Satan: (Normal voice) Damn, I just wanted to add some culture to this dark, dull, and dreary level of Hell. So what’s got your nipples in a twist this time?

Screw: What do you really think? I’ve been trapped in this literal hellhole for all my life, only being able to explore the surface world for only 1 day of each month. It’s complete bullshit! If only my father wasn’t such a massive homophobe and banished me here after my birth, which is ironic because he’s the gayest man in the world, yet he fears anyone who tries or claims to be gayer than him.

Satan: Well its not my fault your stuck down here. But I’ll let you in on a little secret that your father doesn’t know.

Screw: A secret you say? Is it how I can overthrow him and reclaim what is rightfully mine?

Satan: Um, not exactly. But I assure you it is well worth it in the long run, and if you do this, you will be free from Hell.

Screw: Holy shit! I’ll be a free man at last! Okay Satan my good man, what do I have to do? Tell me right now you bitch!

Satan: All you have to do is bring me a mortal soul to Hell, so that way I can recruit them into my Army of Darkness. However, you’ll only have 24 hours to do this, so you must be quick about it. You can also pick whoever you want too.

Screw: Wow, that’s all? I’ll have my freedom in no time! And I know exactly who I want to be down here in this hellscape!

Satan: Sorry Screw, but you can’t bring your father down here.

Screw: Are you fucking kidding me? How did you know?

Satan: I am Satan, I know everything. But my point still stands. Drew can’t be here. As much as I enjoy his shenanigans, he did make quite a mess during his first trip to Hell. Do you know how long it took to refill the Lake of Fire? So no, Drew is not allowed to stay.

Screw: God dammit Satan! What a load of bullshit! Who am I supposed to bring to Hell then?

Satan: That’s up for you to decide. Now go find someone who isn’t Drew. You have hundreds if not billions of options. Let me know when you finally have your target.

(Satan leaves.)

Screw: Fuck! Guess I better start laying down some options. Maybe I can bring that fat fuck Barney down here, since Drew loves him so much. Or maybe those 2 faggot clowns that he likes to suck off. Maybe I need to do sone searching.

Drew Jr.: La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!

Screw: What the fuck? What was that noise?

(Screw pulls out his binoculars and begins to look around. He then sees and hears Junior on the playground.)

Drew Jr.: Poopy on the slide, fuck the slide, slide on the slide! Poopy on the slide, fuck the slide, slide on the slide! Poopy on the slide, fuck the slide, slide on the slide! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Screw: What the everlasting fuck! Did my father have another kid? And he didn’t banish him at all? What kind of double standards bullshit is that faggot playing! How is it fair that I had to be stuck in Hell for as long as I have yet that walking turd manages to have the free life! You know, he actually looks quite swell for being by supposed brother, and I would like to unleash my rage boner on him, but even so, the fact that he gets all the love and affection from my father while I was down here is pretty unforgivable. You know what? I think I know exactly what to do. Hahahahahahahaha! (Screw then goes up to Satan) Alright Satan, my good man, I finally made my decision. I know who exactly I am going to bring to Hell.

Satan: Well its about time. Hahahaha. References. Anyway, remember you have 24 hours to bring them here.

Screw: Don’t worry, I’ll be back faster than your cum sessions. Later Satan! (Screw leaves Hell)

Satan: (Echoey voice) Remember your mission Screw Pickles. Do not fail or else you will suffer the consequences. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

(Back at the playground, Jr. turned it into a poopy cummy mess.)

Drew Jr.: Oh boy oh boy oh boy! The slide is now so much sweller than it already was! Guess I should do the same thing to the swings and monkey bars next.

(Screw then appears.)

Screw: So there’s the little rooster fucker. Wow, he’s even more retarded looking than I thought, but at the same time kind of attractive. Hard to believe he is technically my brother. Either way, he’ll make a nice addition to Satan’s army.

Drew Jr.: Swing swing swing on the swing! Shit shit shit on the swing! Fart fart fart on the swing! Repeat the process over and over for maximum swellness! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Screw: (Appears next to Jr.) Why hello there my friend!

Drew Jr.: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Stranger danger! Stranger danger! Stranger danger! Stranger danger! Help me daddies! Help me daddies! Help me daddies! Help me daddies!

Screw: I am no stranger! I assure you! In fact, we have so much in common you and I.

Drew Jr.: Well I have never met you before, ergo you are a stranger. But my daddies always encourage me to make new friends. Who are you exactly? My name is Drew Pickles Jr.

Screw: I am Screw Pickles.

Drew Jr: Wait a second. Your last name is Pickles? Does this mean we are related?

Screw: In a manner of speaking, yes.

Drew Jr: Well if that is the case, why don’t I see you with my daddies’ friends? Or at family gatherings?

Screw: Um, well you see, I live in a very very far away place, so far in fact, that I only visit Drewland once every month.

Drew Jr: Where exactly? It must be someplace really swell and fancy.

Screw: Um, uh, I live in, um, Hell I mean California. Yeah, that’s right, I live in California!

Drew Jr: O o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o! That place is very swell! You probably go to Disneyland all the time!

Screw: Yeah, sure. But that’s besides the point. I am here to tell you that I am actually your long-lost older brother.

Drew Jr: Oh my fucking god! I have a brother?! You are my brother?! Oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay!

Screw: (in the middle of Jr.'s "oh yay!") Okay Jr., you can calm down now. Seriously dude, chill out. Shut the everlasting fuck up you bitch!

Drew Jr: Sorry. Its just that I’ve always wanted a brother! Do you know what it’s like to be an only child?

Screw: What about our sister Angelica?

Drew Jr: She doesn’t count. Being an only child sucks cock, and not in the swell way. I have nobody to play with or teach me all the swellest things life has to offer. It gets really lonely, especially when my friends are too busy being a bunch of faggots.

Screw: Well your in luck Jr., because I am a master of swellness. You can count on your older bro to help you out. And soon you’ll be in Hell!

Drew Jr: What was that?

Screw: Er, um, what I meant to say was you’ll be having a hell of a tie hanging out with me!

Drew Jr: I knew I could count on you! Let’s go have some more fun in the park!

Screw: Sure thing Jr.! My god, is this twat naïve or what? He’ll be in Hell and I’ll have my freedom in no time! Hahahahahahaha!

(Meanwhile, Drew and Barney finish their orgy and are at the playground to get Jr., only to see that he’s not there.)

Drew: Where the hell did Jr. go? He left this swell mess, but I don’t see him anywhere.

Barney: I’m sure he didn’t go too far. He’ll turn up for sure.

Drew: Jr. is still a growing boy, but he can take care of himself. We need to get back to the sex mansion and get ready to have another swell orgy with the Barney Bunch.

Barney: Looks like Junior’s gonna miss out on a swell time. I wonder what he’s doing, and I hope he doesn’t get himself into too much trouble.

(Drew and Barney then leave the playground, while Drew Jr. and Screw are still in the park.)

Drew Jr: I can’t wait to start having some fun with you Screw! There’s so many homosexual things we can do! So why did you decide to show up now? Why do you only visit Drewland once a month,

Screw: As I said before, I live far away in California, and I can only visit once a month because Satan I mean my boss Mr. Satan wants me to keep making gay pornos in his hot and steamy studio. Also my butt buddy Cody Simpson is incredibly neurotic and gets anal if I leave without him knowing. In fact, why don’t you come hahahaha come with me back to California? I’m sure my boss would love to meet you!

Drew Jr: That would be very swell! But before we do, I have to tell my daddies about it first. Plus I want to do a bunch of swell things with you!

Screw: I’m sure your daddies won’t mind. Besides, I have a very strict deadline, so I suggest we go ahead and get going.

Drew Jr: But I want to play with you and have swell fun with you! Please don’t go so soon! Oh please oh please oh please oh please!

Screw: Oh my fucking god! I can’t ever win in these situations. Fine, what exactly do you want to do?

Drew Jr: First we should go take a giant poopy in the pond and then pee and cum in the pond too so that anything that is in it turns really really gay. Then we should use all the ducks as dildos, but only the male ducks. Did you know duck cocks are like swirly and shit? I think I saw Dick the Clown pull that trick off. It was so o o o o o o o o o swell! Then we should have a swell boner swordfight and then have a lovely picnic while playing tag using the tip of our cocks! And we can rape any male that comes hahahahaha comes our way and-

Screw: Holy shit Jr.! That’s way too many things! I mean, maybe we can find something that doesn’t require a whole lot of time and isn’t too complicated. I am on a tight schedule after all.

Drew Jr: Oh, sorry. It’s mainly me wanting to do so many swell things with you!

Screw: What do you mean?

Drew Jr: Oh, you know. Um. Well. Uh. Fuck. This was harder than I though. What do I mean by swell things. Here, let spell it out for you!

(Song time!)

Drew Jr: S is for sucking cocks, W is for wacking off, E is for ejaculation! The 2 Ls are living and loving being gay!

BB Members: Down here with the Barney Bunch!

Screw: S of for suffering, W is for winning. E if for eat my fat fucking cock! The 2 Ls stand for losing and long eternal torment with-

Drew Jr: No no no no no no no no no! That’s not how the song goes you asshole! Let’s try again. S if for sucking cock-

Screw: No way! This is one of the most retarded things I ever had to endure!

Drew Jr: Here, let me help you out!

Screw: Let go of me you deformed dipshit!

Drew Jr: S is for sucking cocks, W is for whacking off, E is for ejaculation! Try it!

Screw: The 2 Ls stand are living and loving being gay!

BB Members: Down here with the Barney Bunch!

Screw: Wow, I am feeling something that isn’t a massive fart.

Drew Jr: Are you feeling happy?

Screw: For the first time in ages! Let’s keep going Jr.!

Drew Jr: Okay!

(Donkey Kong's "Okay!" is heard after Jr. says it.)

Drew and Screw Together: S is for semen slurping, W is for Wiggles watching, E is for enormous erections! The 2 Ls are long cocks, scrotum hairs, and cum socks, when I’m with my best butt buddy!

Hahahahahahahaha, Hahahahahahahaha, Hahahahahahahaha ha. Hahahahahahahaha, Hahahahahahahaha. Hahahahahahahaha ha!

(Song ends.)

Satan: (Watching from Hell) Oh, how it brings my heart joy to see such evil going on.

Cody Simpson: Satan where is Screw Pickles? I am getting extremely lonely without him.

Satan: Shut the fuck up Cody Simpson. Speaking of, I might as well check up on Screw.

(Back in the park.)

Drew Jr: O o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o, baby! That was oodles of swell fun!

Screw: It sure was Jr.! I’ve never had so much fun outside of Hell I mean California before! I especially enjoyed raping all those horny midgets in the forest. (His phone rings) Hold on Jr., lemme take this call real quick. (Answers the phone) Hello?

Satan: Hello Screw Pickles. It sounds like you are having a swell time.

Screw: Eep! Uh, hi there Satan! To what do I owe the honor of you calling me?

Satan: Not much. I thought I would check up on how you were doing.

Screw: Oh yeah, that. Jr. and I hare having so much fun! I haven’t had this much fun since the time I shoved Cody’s dick into an electrical socket! Or at any point in my life! It’s fun having a brother!

Satan: I hope you aren’t getting sidetracked now. Remember what is at stake here. The clock is ticking Screw.

Screw: Aw come on Satan! All I am doing is warming up to Jr., you know, earn his trust and all that. And when he least expects it, he’ll be in Hell in no matter of time!

Satan: You better keep your word on that. I’ll be watching you. Maybe even masturbating too. Don’t fail me, Screw Pickles, lest you suffer the consequences. Satan out. (Call ends)

Screw: What a cocksucker. You can’t rush my genius.

Drew Jr: Well what do you say we head back to my daddies’ sex mansion? I’m sure they’ll be thrilled to see you!

Screw: I suppose we could do that. But we better make it quick, my boss wants me back in California soon, and you did say you wanted to join me.

(Drew Jr. and Screw head back to the sex mansion, where Drew and Barney wrap up another orgy.)

Drew: Holy shit Barney! That had to be the best orgy of the month so far!

Barney: I know! The best part was when the Quaker Queer unleashed a massive cumshot of oats into Chaz the Fister Finster’s face, then Captain Crunch plundered Elmo’s ass with his cock, and then we all touched testicles with our scrotums. My protofeather pubies are still tingly from the whole thing!

Drew Jr: Hello daddies! I am back from my swell adventure in the park!

Drew: Oh my fucking god! It’s about time you returned back home Jr. Where the hell did you wonder off to?

Drew Jr: Well I found a brand new friend, so to speak. You could say we have a close connection with each other! He is also very swell!

Drew: You made a new friend? How swell! Mind if I meet him?

Screw: Hello there Daddy!

Drew: (Completely shocked and horrified) Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Get away from that monster, Jr.!

Drew Jr: A monster? Where?! Oh my god oh my god get it away Daddy!

Screw: I see you haven’t changed at all in the past 35 years.

Drew: What the everlasting fuck Jr.?! Do you realize who that is?!

Drew Jr: Why yes! He’s my long lost brother Screw! He’s a famous Hollywood star and he’s going to take me to California so we can have oodles of swell fun!

Drew: There’s no way in hell you are going anywhere with that faggot! He is a danger to you and to the entirety of the Barney Bunch!

Screw: Well maybe you want to enlighten Jr. on some of the misdeeds you have clearly done to me? I’m sure he wants to hear about how you were scared that I would be so gay that you ended up banishing me all the way to Hell.

Drew Jr: Wait, what’s going on? I thought you said you were from California.

Screw: Maybe your father could explain it better to you. After all, he was the one who was responsible for the way I am. And I bet he’ll do the exact same thing to you when you least expect it. Isn’t that right Drew? I bet you would banish poor Jr. to one of the many levels of Hell if he decided to become hahahahaha come even gayer than you! You may have the good life right now, but mark my words, your daddy might betray you like he did me.

Drew: No way! I would never do that to Jr.! You wanted power and a chance to dethrone me, while Jr. has a swell heart and wouldn’t think of doing anything bad!

Drew Jr: What? Is that true? Did you really banish Screw to Hell? Why would you do that Daddy? Tell me! Tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me!

Screw: Yeah, go ahead Drew. Tell Jr. on how much of a shitty father you really are!

Drew: Alright, fine. I was hoping to tell you this when you were older, but I suppose it’s best to tell you now rather than never. You see, back in 1986, I was masturbating to a gay porno starring my butt buddies, and my orgasm was so powerful that cum filled up my entire house. Little did I know that my bitch of a wife at the time Charlotte was also home and some of my swell man juices ended up in that disgusting vagina oh hers, causing her to become pregnant. When I found out, I was outraged, but then I thought if I had a son, then that means I can teach him all about being really swell. 9 months later, Screw came hahahaha came into the world. But then, it was prophesized that he would try and usurp my role as the gayest man in the world when he got older. Fearing the outcome and wanting to keep my title, I had him banished to the 7th level of Hell, where he still remains, though for whatever reason, he’s allowed to roam about the surface world once a month.

Screw: You see Jr.? Your daddy isn’t exactly as you may seem. He’s actually a massive homophobe if you think about it!

Drew: How in the everlasting fuck could I be a homophobe when I am the world’s gayest man?!

Screw: I think its pretty obvious, given that you sent me to Hell all those years ago. And why else would you have a knee jerk reaction towards the Pube Muppet, Yogi Bear, Fatty Bear, and any other faggot who goes around claiming to be gayer than you?

Drew: Don’t question my methods you pretentious little butt monkey! Just stay away from Jr. and get the fuck out of here, or else the Barney Bunch and I will take matters into our own masturbation hands!

Drew Jr: (Angry) No Daddy! Screw is nice to me! Do you know what it’s like to be an only child? Screw and I connect so much! Do you know what it’s like to live very far away? To not have anyone besides some twat named Cody Simpson to be with? We could have been the perfect family! Why did you have to turn Screw away like that? I’m mad at you Daddy! You wouldn’t banish me to Hell, would you?

Drew: Of course not! Barney wouldn’t let me forget about it. Its just, you have no idea the horrors Screw has tried to commit. I don’t want you anywhere near him! He’s a present danger to you and our way of life!

Drew Jr: (Begins to cry) No! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no! I don’t believe it! Screw is good to me! I’ve always wanted a brother! I’m not gonna let you take that away! In fact, Screw and I were going to the gay porno theater to masturbate to the gay porn and have a swell orgy with everyone. And you are not invited! Go fuck yourself, Daddy! Come hahahaha come on Screw, we have so much swellness to do! (Leaves)

Screw: Don’t take it too harshly, Drew. I promise to be a good older brother to Jr. Especially since you failed at that with Uncle Stu. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! (Leaves)

Barney: Oh don’t worry about a thing Drew. Maybe Screw has truly changed. Jr. could really use a brotherly figure.

Drew: Maybe. But maybe isn’t going to cut the cock cake with me, Barney. I know Screw is up to something, but what?

Barney: Hey, what’s that slip of paper on the floor? It could make a swell cum rag.

Drew: I’m not sure. Let’s see.

(Drew picks up the paper, revealing that it was a hand-written note by Screw, reminding himself to bring Jr. to Hell.)

Drew: Oh my fucking god! I knew it! I knew it I knew it I knew it! It was all a ruse this whole time! Screw has befriended Jr. just so he can take Jr. to Hell and regain his freedom!

Barney: What the fuck? Nobody is sending my boy to Hell! Quickly, to the gay porn theater!

(At the gay porn theater, Screw and Jr. found a front row seat.)

Drew Jr: Bag, isn’t this porno swell?

Screw: It sure is. I especially like the part where the Wiggles get their penises wiggled by Chaz the Fister Finster and Howard the Dildo Deville. All in super swell Cock-O-Vision.

(Suddenly Grimace comes in and sits on Screw.)

Drew Jr: What the fuckity fuck fucking hell Grimace?! You’re sitting on my brother!

Grimace: Oh? This is your brother? My apologies Drew Jr., I thought it was a massive buttplug. Guess I should find another seat then. (He gets up and finds a different seat)

Screw: That was both an unpleasant but very swell experience.

(Suddenly the film stops and Drew and Barney make their announcement.)

Drew: Attention faithful faggots!

Screw: What the fuck?

(Drew and Barney’s silhouette are shown on the screen.)

Barney: Oh look at that Drew! Our silhouettes look vey swell. I wonder if I put my cock close to the projector, it’ll make it look even bigger than it already is.

Drew: God dammit Barney! Now isn’t the time to be dicking hahahahaha dicking around. There is a grand deception going on here, and we intend to find it out. Everybody leave this theater immediately of they don’t want a big old ass ramming!

(The theater remains stagnant.)

Barney: Um, Drew. I don’t think that worked.

Drew: There’s a woman masturbating in this theater.

(Everyone in the theater flees frantically. Jr. and Screw are leaving, but they are stopped by Drew and Barney.)

Barney: Hold it right there you two!

Drew Jr: Oh my fucking god daddies! I thought I told you to leave me and Screw alone! I’m still mad at you!

Drew: Jr., I hate to tell you this, but Screw isn’t what you think he is. He’s only pretending to be friends with you.

Screw: Don’t listen to them, Jr.! They’re only jealous because we get along so well.

Drew: Is that so? Maybe you want to take a look at this slip of paper Jr.

(Drew hands Jr. the paper, and he begins to read it. He then gets both shocked and extremely upset.)

Drew Jr: (Gasping)  What. The. Fuck? Did I read all that correctly?

Screw: Uh, Jr.? I can explain.

Drew Jr: Can you? Can you really? After all we have done and been through?

Screw: Jr., please. It’s not what it looks like, honest.

Drew Jr: Then what is it then?! What were you planning to do?!

Screw: Okay okay! It was all a ruse! I was only befriending you for my own nefarious purposes!

Drew Jr.: But. But. But we did all those swell things together! We licked the penis popsicles! We farted all over Ned Flanders’ testicles! We raped the manager of the park so hard in his bum bum that cum was expelled out his nose! (Jr. the gets tears in his eyes) Did that mean nothing to you? How long were you going to do this? Tell me! Tell me tell me tell me tell me!

Screw: (Starts balling) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Alright I admit! This was all part of a plan to send you to Hell so that I can finally get my freedom! But then you showed me swellness, and something I always lacked! A brother and a family! You have no idea what its like to be all alone in the 7th level of Hell with some random faggot who looks like a bootleg Justin Bieber! You had it all Jr.! A family who loves and encourages you! I never had that! You were never there for me Drew! You were too afraid that I would out-gay you to think that maybe I could finally be the son you always wanted! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Drew: (Getting emotional) Oh, my ,god! I never realized that until now! I am so sorry Screw! I now know all those times you caused trouble for me, you only wanted to win my affection over! We can be one big really really gay family after all! Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Drew Jr: So does this mean we can finally be brothers after all?

Screw: Of course not. (Everyone gets shocked at his announcement) Who would want to be brothers with a faggot like you? I may like you because you are quite swell, but quite swell isn’t going to cut it for me. Besides, your time in Hell is waiting for you, and so is my freedom! Let’s go Jr.!

(Screw takes Jr. and runs.)

Drew Jr: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Help me daddies!

Drew: (Pissed off) God father fucking cock blocking cum slurping dammit! Screw you piece of shit! You almost made me feel sorry for you! I knew you would never change your ways.

Barney: What are we going to do Drew? Jr. isn’t ready to see Hell yet.

Drew: I know exactly what to do Barney. Stay back!

Screw: Oh you are going to love it in Hell Jr.! There’s the Lake of Fire, where people go swimming, then there’s a very sexy bathroom that you can go have orgies in, you get to fuck some truly terrible people like Hitler, Bin Laden, Fred Phelps, and even Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity, since they actually film their shitty shows in Hell. And Satan is such a swell guy once you get to know him!

Drew: DILUS PUNCH.

(Drew smacks Screw with his cock, causing him to crash into the lobby.)

Screw: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Drew Jr: Oh thank you Daddy! I am sorry for not listening to you! You aren’t gonna ground me like you do to Daddy Barney, will you?

Drew: Of course not! You at least learned your lesson, whereas Barney is too fucking retarded to really learn anything.

Barney: Um, Drew. I’m right here you know.

Drew: Oh shit! Sorry about that Barney.

(Screw then disappears.)

Drew Jr: Hey, where did Screw go?

Drew: He probably was sent back to Hell. Best to let Satan deal with him. Now let’s head home. We still have another swell orgy to attend.

(Scene change to Drew Jr.)

Drew Jr: Boy oh boy, that was quite a swell adventure. I wish my daddy told me about Screw sooner, but at the same time I can’t help but feel sorry for him. We could have had something special. Anyway, I have to go now. My daddies made some poopy pies and I want the biggest slice! Until next time, I am Drew Pickles Jr., and as my daddies love to say, pirates up your ass! Please refer to later! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! That is such a classic phrase! Goodbye my swell sexy friends!

(Back in the 7th level of Hell, Screw finally returns with Cody Simpson waiting for him.)

Screw: Wait, what the fuck?

Cody: Oh my god Screw Pickles! I am so glad you’re finally back! I was getting very lonely without you!

Screw: Cody? What are you doing here? Wait a sec. Noooooooooooooooo! I am back in Hell! This is not fair! I was so close to freedom!

Cody: Its so nice to see you again! And Satan sounds pretty excited too!

Screw: Oh shit!

(Satan then appears.)

Satan: (Echoey voice) Screw Pickles, you have failed. You have failed to bring a mortal soul to Hell, and as a result, you must face the consequences.

Screw: Oh please, Satan. I’ve been through every single punishment you’ve ever dished out. Nothing is surprising anymore.

Satan: Is that so? Well I guess that means you are ready for this then.

(Grimace suddenly pops up.)

Grimace: Hey! Where am I? It’s as hot and sweaty like the McDonalds grease fryers that I like to stick my cock in. Oh look! There’s the talking buttplug I found in the theater!

Screw: Oh. Shit. Please Satan! Please reconsider! I’ll do anything else! I’ll clean Cerberus’s pin, I’ll sit in the septic tank for a day, I’ll go square dancing with Fred Phelps, I’ll even lick the filthy and disgusting asshole of that one hellhound that people on the Internet love to jack off to!

Satan: Too late, faggot. My mind is made up. This is what you get for failing me. This is what you get for failing Satan.

Grimace: Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Come hahahaha come here my buttplug! Goo goo nom noms!

Screw: Get away from me you giant walking testicle!

(Grimace starts using Screw as a buttplug and Screw starts screaming in horror.)

Cody: It’s so nice to have you back Screw Pickles!

Satan: (Echoey voice) Yes Cody. It’s nice to have you back in Hell, Screw Pickles. You are going to be here for a long, long time. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

(Credits roll. Final scene shows Ronald McDonald.)

Ronald: Ran Ran Ruu and How do you do fellow faggots? It’s me, Ronald the God Damn Penis Clown McDonald, here once again to give you a swell message on behalf of IronYoshi. It’s been roughly a year since he uploaded his first Speakonia video, and look how much his channel has grown since. He is glad that so many people are enjoying his content, both newcome hahahaha comers and veterans of the Speakonia Community. He is incredibly grateful to all who watch and like his content, especially in these trying times, where everyone is stressed and need something to make them feel good and have a laugh or 2. Barney Bunch and Speakonia content has helped IronYoshi get through some rough times before, and he feels like he should return the favor. As far as a lack of content for the past week or so, as of typing up this script, IronYoshi is currently getting ready to move to an apartment, and as a result, he has a lot going on personally. So he’ll probably be taking a break for maybe a week or 2 so he can get settled in to his new place, and maybe by then, he’ll probably be back in a creative mood. He does have a few projects he wants to do, one of which being a Secret Missing Episode, but for now, he believes his mental and emotional heath take priority. Once he finally settles in his new place, you can probably expect some new videos soon. Anyway, that is all I have for now. Grimace the Talking Testicle wants to tell me about this fancy talking buttplug he used today. So until next time, stay swell my fellow faggots, and I will see you real soon!

(Video ends.)